Wow, this reminds me of something I learned when I was a kid. Which religion is it that believes that, when you die, you continue doing the last thing you were doing, for eternity? It was something like that.
Imma die by auto erotica asphyxiation
Does that mean you’d be choking for all eternity?
Or Cumming, it’s a 50/50 gamble
The Carradine Gambit
oh shit wait this baby has a 4090 and my whole steam library!
Nope, thats what you get in hell.
You can tell that by the (consequences of the) TDP.
“We’re in the bad place, aren’t we?”
“Was it the Rocket book keyboard that gave it away? I told Todd that was going too far!”
Oh yeah. And your debts carry over.
All the illnesses too, mental ones included.
Oh, and ads for some seasons. Not that there is anything to benefit from selling random stuff, just a dick move.
considering heaven is often described as everyone praising God repeatedly without break for eternity, probably not that far off
According to believers, it rewrites or erases your personality, which begs the question: are you still you in heaven? Or is it more like an avatar visage of what was once you?
Its just your faith acting as an eternal battery stripped of all other purpose. Its why Yahweh only takes the true devout and believers.
Which also begs the question of whether literally any god is true with faith.
What the Buddha said:
Oh I am a Buddhist from a Roman Catholic family. Trust me I know. But wasn’t sure how well people would take the more obvious truth that if it’s our faith that sustains the idea then that means it wasn’t there in the first place.
It was rough for the first hour and a half, but now my worship.ps1 PowerShell script runs every half hour, while I think about math.
Who greeted people before St. Peter died?
Adam ex boyfriend, Steve.
Peter Sr.
If you were a real angel, you would need a ton of monitors.
That took me a moment and I am upset thinking about what you meant.
I know, right? Angels are fucking scary.
Mr Satan bro doesn’t look so bad now, huh?
What is a little thermostat issues compared to all the other perks?
