Chole and rajma are goated
Coffee.
Always 4 bean mix for a blind date. Something for everyone.
Oh dear god the beans are back…
doesn’t matter as long as you know how to lick them.
Kidney beans, for when she steals your kidneys.
Toe.
Toe beans will have your date swooning (albeit not for you)
Cool beans
Chickpeas, as long as you’re into that
What the difference between black beans and chickpeas?
I’ve never had a black bean on my chest.
I heard the same joke, but replace black bean with garbanzo bean (which is another name for a chickpea). Love that joke.
That joke but not mine?
Probably not until the end of the date.
And only with consent
Black eyed peas. I’m not gonna tellya twice.
He ain’t fooling me twice no more.
Jelly beans. The fancy ones with many flavours like butter, apple, and cinnamon.
You’ll surely have those bean flavours to talk about, if nothing else.
Make sure to pair them with the milk steak.
Natto
Baked.
Pinto, just be sure to take them with a full glass of water. And for fuck’s sake, whatever you do, _if you value your life, _ DO NOT eat ███ ██████ beans or you could literally die.
Cans and cans of baked beans. Not that English shit though.
