Ok, but all they did is paint a hot guy like The Crow, give him a badass lightsaber, and put horns on his head. If they’d cast Gary Busey as Maul it would be a different story. A much more horrifying story.
Fun fact: he’s sometimes named Toadimus Toadster or something equally ridiculous, but at the time of that movie, his real name was Mortimer Toynbee, which is how I picked this username. Most people who have any guesses at all think it’s from the toynbee tiles, which are cool but which I hadn’t heard of (and maybe weren’t a thing) when picking this name.
Ok, but all they did is paint a hot guy like The Crow, give him a badass lightsaber, and put horns on his head. If they’d cast Gary Busey as Maul it would be a different story. A much more horrifying story.
I’m fucking dying right now.
Wasn’t he (edit: Darth Maul) the same guy who played The Toad?
Correct
Fun fact: he’s sometimes named Toadimus Toadster or something equally ridiculous, but at the time of that movie, his real name was Mortimer Toynbee, which is how I picked this username. Most people who have any guesses at all think it’s from the toynbee tiles, which are cool but which I hadn’t heard of (and maybe weren’t a thing) when picking this name.
I wanna see Crispin Glover’s Darth Maul.
Y-yes, Lord Biffious