Why on earth would we want to see this?!
Oh dear, how many times “you might want to see this” needed unsee juice after that
This feels like an indictment of passive language really. I like my language like I like my tigers, passive and sleepy.
Benadryl Queuecumberpatch
Bendydick Cuminhersnatch
M’am?
Bring your own BBBQ beer
But then you need another ’ for d!
M’'am
Come take a look at this cliche - ding
“This could have been an email.”
i’ll never stop being mystified by the fact that we have a 5 letter word that’s pronounced exactly the same as the first letter of the word
Queue, que, cue
kew
¿que?
'kay.
Bee, sea, jay, oh, pee, queue, tea, you, why, zed.
Plus (excluding names), gee, eye, in, are, tee, ex.
You forgot aitch. That’s my favorite.
q
queueing
Oh. Great. 5 vowels in a row. The language needed that.
in a row
Queueing, even.
Blame the French.
Sacre bleu!
sir digby chicken ceaser salad!
qouioui
Slovak has the word for ice cream which is zmzrlina with 5 consonants in a row
I’m curious why slovak and czech language developed to use mainly consonants.
It’s because of R and L and to a lesser extent S. These are “syllabic consonants” (other languages have different ones, depends on pronunciation) which can take up the role vowels usually do because they can be stretched to an arbitrary length unlike other consonants.
Apparently English also has these, such as the M in rhythm or L in awful (the U is silent, so it falls on the L to form the syllable).
Honestly one of my life’s greatest achievements in life was that I once used this to convince a Brazillian guy that Czech does actually make sense =D
Well, thanks for the thorough answer!
Oh Slovenian has you beat here. We have 2 words with only consonants. That being vzbrst and sntntn. So yeah…
Oh yeah sadly not wirh many high scoring letters. We also have a bunch of other words with just consonants. Like čmrlj, smrt, vrt, prt… Probably many more I just cannot think of.
Just two? Cute. Czech has entire sentences without consonants.
Oh well I forgot to say they are 6 letter words but sure give me an example of such a sentence.
Chrt pln skvrn vtrhl skrz trs chrp v čtvrť Krč.
or
Blb vlk pln žbrnd zdrhl hrd z mlh Brd skrz vrch Smrk v čtvrť srn Krč.
The most commonly known one is
Strč prst skrz krk.
Cool. Still no 6 letter word with only conconants.
I can add Wrzeszcz for perspective. It may not be in a row, but no 8 letter word should have 3 zs
Zmrzlina would like to have a word with you, only 2 Zs but 5 consonants in a row
Could’ve been better without the fourth panel, I feel.
shift 1,2,3 to 2,3,4 and have 1 as an establishing shot of the nsa hq to make the setup clearer. right now it’s like you see the punchline, then an extra panel, then go back to see what was the big deal and realize somewhere in the background it says nsa hq.
Well I did see the “NSA Headquarters” sign but I admit it’d be weird to have that on the wall in the office of the madam who might want to see things!
I think if you just remove her speech balloon, it works:
I think even “I said you might want to!” is too much. It smacks of a shoddy American sitcom where they say these non-jokes to cue the canned laughter. If they insist on having four panels, they could have a third panel with the two going through some security rigmarole, maybe stick in a few subtle visual jokes.
