Good thing you linked the creator’s site, since you posted a copy that some shithead cut off their credits.
Here’s the original
Couldn’t he just eat a star and run the fuck out of there?
He would have to live the rest of his life on the run, as an escaped convict. That isn’t a life.
Don’t want to spoil anything but did you play any of the games? Now you know the backstory. It never was about Princess Peach
Explain
Well, it’s called jump and run game for a reason. Mario Card is a race. See a pattern already?
“I’m sorry Mario, but a pardon from the governor is in another castle.”
You’d think he could warp zone to a non extradition level.
Which Mario game was it where they introduced the poison mushroom? I screamed a very loud, “fuck you!” when I encountered it for the first time.
Begs the question of what his crime was?
Crushing turts
Regicide.
Animal abuse.
He killed Bowser and rest of the koopas are taking revenge.
Stalked the princes
Luigi
No, this is
patrickMario.
