Pedro, of course
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Aoc
Me
What’s your first policy?
Honoring treaties and acknowledging indigenous sovereignty. After which I would resign after signing an executive order declaring the US an illegal entity.
Cringe 😬 first of all, make prostitution free, legalized drugs (priority) and execute anyone who listens to music loudly in public
make prostitution free
I hope you get banned for being a fucking creep you gross fuck
You sound just like they do
Whoever replies to this comment. If many reply, whoever of them survives after a fight to death.
The AI from the movie AI. The one that Will Smith destroys. The one that wanted to protect everyone from ourselves
Security breach.I think you’re thinking of VIKI from I, Robot.
A.I. Artificial Intelligence was the movie where Haley Joel Osment was a robot kid.
You’re right. Corrected.
Her logic IS undeniable.
Maybe even Skynet at this point…
Best we get is elon feeds an AI every one of his tweets and public statements so he can send it on a Mars expedition. Then one of his interns uploads it to government servers and it gets control of the nukes.
You may be in luck!
Luigi
even if convicted of felony, we know now is not an impediment
fewer felonies than the current president
That’s a very low bar though. 34, was it?
96 charges, 34 convictions so far
Sometimes I wonder if he would actually be a good choice, considering he doesn’t have a history in politics. And then I remember how Trump just kinda decided he was gonna be president with no political background.
This circlejerk needs to go home. Oh yeah, Lemmy is your home. Y’all thirsty.
How is Luigi? Has anyone heard anything from him recently?
They stopped talking about him once they realised how many people were on his side.
Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Make every doorhandle in the white house a penis.
A bit like Vermin Supreme?
I love vermin supreme so much, it’s so funny
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
A puppy
Cheese for everyone!
If lactose intolerant: peanut butter for everyone else!
If peanut allergy: eggs for everyone else!
If egg allergy: chicken flavored allergen free bars for everyone else!
Xi Jinping
Probably still, Sanders? He’s getting pretty old, though, so maybe AOC would be a better choice.
Bernie Sanders 2025!!!
Yeah I feel like this is the real answer. Maybe sanders could run with AOC as vice president and then step down if his age starts being a problem and let her take over
We live in an Idiocracy so whoever has the highest IQ would be nice provided they had the moral base to use that for good. They could come up with ideas like not watering our plants with Brawndo the Thirst Mutilator or tariffs on closest allies.
Jon Stewart, Al Franklin, Bill Burr. Any body like that.
Here here for Bill
Bill would piss both sides off so much. I feel like everyone would hate him but things would get better.
I would love to hear Burr’s “State of the fucking Union” address
Jon Stewart has actively said he would never want to do that - which makes him one of the best candidates.
which makes him one of the best candidates.
Exactly
Anyone who whould be a good politician is smart enough to stay out of politics.
Someone who doesn’t want it, who tries to refuse honestly. That’s who deserves power.
President of?
USAmerica?
Stalin
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