probably there would be no challenges for Satan in hell. Those souls would already belong to Satan. Any “day” Satan would have in hell would be a bad day.
Satan would have good days among us, the living. Tempting us. Imagine how much fun Satan would have now with a little influence in White House: Now, you should invade Canada and take Gaza, don’t you think?
Uhhhhhh…pretty sure Gaza isn’t in Canada, little dude! Pretty sure they have sand over there. Maybe check Nevada. The part that isn’t Las Vegas. Or maybe it IS in Las Vegas! One time I went to Las Vegas, and got lost in New York City. You never know WHAT city you’ll find in Las Vegas!
What do you think causes Satan to have a bad day in Hell?
One of his minions was off sick, so he had to clean up all the organs himself.
Wouldn’t it be hell to have to work while sick?
Na, in the US of A that’s called Tuesdays.
Satan sends sinners to USSA as a punishment.
Is USSA the American version of USSR?
When a murderer repents at the last second and gets a free pass into heaven
Have you read the Divine Comedy? Every day is a bad day in Hell for Satan, too.
probably there would be no challenges for Satan in hell. Those souls would already belong to Satan. Any “day” Satan would have in hell would be a bad day.
Satan would have good days among us, the living. Tempting us. Imagine how much fun Satan would have now with a little influence in White House: Now, you should invade Canada and take Gaza, don’t you think?
Uhhhhhh…pretty sure Gaza isn’t in Canada, little dude! Pretty sure they have sand over there. Maybe check Nevada. The part that isn’t Las Vegas. Or maybe it IS in Las Vegas! One time I went to Las Vegas, and got lost in New York City. You never know WHAT city you’ll find in Las Vegas!
Sometimes torture doesn’t go as planned