My allotment would be taken up by my wife and kids. So I’d have to ask.
Baby shark
Then I can still torture my enemies
Big “you’re trapped in here with me” energy
Devil Doll’s 1989 “The Girl Who Was… Death” album, which is technically one very long track.
John Cage - 4’33"
I think if I had only one song, I’d pretty quickly come to hate it. Although props to the commenter who said baby shark. Torture your enemies and become loved by children.
Are other people allowed to hear our song when we play it? If so, I choose Macarena and then sell my attendance at parties and weddings and so on.
Big business brain
No bravery by James Blunt, so I can play it at endless loop at world leaders.
Phoria - saving us a riot
My comfort song :)
Also it’s very relaxing and I think that’s a good thing for my peers lol.
That’s certainly something. Your song will also play at your funeral :)
I see.
I’ll have to make arrangements so people know the red and blue dresscode is required too.
The first time ever I saw your face. Johnny Cash version.
Metallica One
Dream Theater - A Change of Seasons. Because I want to make sure it lasts.
Alternatively, Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence, as that’s technically one song.
When has something being illegal stopped anything?
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(Pink Floyd - either Time or Another Brick In The Wall)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz0FxOZk_L4
Fingerbib by Aphex Twin or AFX. On repeat forever.
Is it illegal for me to hear any other person’s song? Can we co-ordinate? I think with the 8 billion of us we have around we might actually get close to covering the full library of human songs as long as none of us repeats. In that case then I don’t really care which one, I’m happy to be just assigned one to make none of us doubles up. A other question would be how well the human birth rate can keep up with number of new songs people come up with. If we can average out the rate of growth can we just assign any given new song to a registry so we don’t exceed that average and that mete out a new entry from the backlog in the registry to each person as they’re born? Maybe if we can assign a song to each person that has ever lived or at least who’sife was recorded we can add some resilience to account for unexpected low birth yields or something. I’m assuming a song is still “legal” after its person has died. If not it’ll be a bit more complicated.
Caramelldansen. On a loop. Full volume.