The Big Lewosky
Nobody fucks with the Jesus
Where’s the money, lebowski?
It’s down there somewhere. Let me take another look.
Well that’s just like, your opinion, man.
Far out.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Now, you listen here: 'e’s not the Messiah, 'e’s a very naughty boy! Now go away!
Lovely troll!
Ni!
Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say “Ni” at will to old ladies.
Anchorman
I quoted this a lot as a teen!
Penguins (of Madagascar): The Movie
Ghostbusters.
Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.
Well, that’s what I heard!
That would be the 1985 master piece Clue
Replying to myself to give The Sopranos an honorable mention!
Communism is just a red herring!
Lot of red flags
I’m going home to sleep with my wife!
To make a long story short…
Too late
Flames! Flames on the side of my face!
Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?!
You don’t need any help from me, sir.
That’s right! …
The Princess Bride!
Any other answer is… inconceivable
That’s a beautiful accent you have. New Jersey?
Also, dude, Chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
I’m not talking about the guys who built the fucking railroad here.
Is there really a line which isn’t quotable in this movie?
That rug really brought the room together.
I see you’re not a golfer.
Mind if a do a J?
You can guess what happens next?
He fixed the cable?
Spaceballs?!?!
This is the proper answer.
“Would I lie??”
Everything Mel Brooks.
Airplane!
The Producers
Blazing Saddles… etc.
So many of his movies have such memorable lines and jokes that still hold up today.
Definitely! “Now Lonestar you see why evil will always triumph…because good is dumb.”
Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don’t mean the idiots in the winnebago.
Hot Fuzz. Hands down.
Everyone’s got guns round here. Like who? Farmers, Farmers mums.
Hot fuzz for sure, I’m constantly quoting it
You’ve got a mustache
Super Troopers
From “The Snozzberries taste like Snozzberries!” to “BEARFUCKER! DO YOU NEED ASSISTANCE?!” almost every line in that movie is quotable and relevant to most situations.
Old School and Office Space
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Sounds like someone has the case of the mondays.
Oh I’m sorry, did I break your concentration?
Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.
You know what they call a quarter pounder in Paris?
And you will know that I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
They call it a Royale with cheese.
Say “what” again! I dare you, I DOUBLE DARE YOU.
What ain’t no country I ever heard of, they speak English in what?
Naw man, I’m pretty fucking far from ok
I don’t want to hear about no motherfucking ifs! What I want to hear is: You ain’t got no problem Jules, I’m on the motherfucker. Now go back in there and chill dem niggas out, cause I’m sending the cavalry who should arrive immediately. (… The Wolf) You sending in the Wolf? Hell yeah nigga that’s all you hadda say!
(My favourite dialogue in all movies… Second is Agent Smith’s monologue to Morpheus)
Aliens
There is literally no competition. Every scene has at least 1 classic line. Aliens is also the gold standard reference used by all action movies since.
It’s a dry heat
Nuke it from orbit
There goes our salvage guys
You got the duty, open that bag
Mostly
The top two are obviously familiar, but certainly wouldn’t attribute the first one to that movie. I don’t think I’ve ever heard the next two phrases used or remember them from the movie, and never heard anyone use ‘mostly’ as a reference from that movie.
Maybe it’s an insider thing
The “dry heat” line comes from Hudson when they first go into the reactor/nest and they’re looking around, just before the attack.
The “Mostly” thing is the most famous quote from Aliens.
The movie quote for “its a dry heat” is from Aliens but I think it is a common phrase used in places like Arizona.
I probably didn’t pick the most well known ones, but watch the film (which is always worth doing) and you’ll see.
“Get away from her you bi tch”
Game over man, game over!
Fuckin’ aye
