Pre-boil all their pasta and put in back in the box to make dinner easier for them next time
Who hurt you?
Power up the SNES and grab a soda my dude!
Betray them by secretly leaving the house without leaving any traces behind. Putting your phone on silent also helps.
And just take one or two plants.
They’ll know.
Mom will know, she’ll blame her own kid.
You make yourself coffee while familiarizing yourself with their kitchen enough to make a suggestion on how it could be laid out better.
That’s right, Jeremy, I’ve been here nary a day and I already know your home better than you. You don’t deserve this house, I deserve this house!
I want a friendship divorce and I’m taking the house with me
Think of what this will do to the ottomans! Won’t someone think of the ottomans!?
Change where their silverware drawer is to assert dominance.
Honestly if my friend did this I’d let her reorganize my kitchen.
She’s about the same height as me, and lives in a tiny place, so she’d probably have some good ideas.
Also my cabinets and drawers are a mis-match hodgepodge (they aren’t all the same depth or height; some of them have lost half their volume for unknown ancient-house reasons) so I’m always down for ideas.
Just leave. They’re probably listening to you while trying to remain motionless because they can’t stand people in the morning. Go home. Break the silent stale mate.
Hangout with their mom in the kitchen
You gotta schedule something for later, there wouldn’t be enough time.
Now imagine this before smartphones were a thing lol
Gonna fire up their N64 and hope they don’t wake up too soon, cause I want some alone time with it… I ain’t got one at home, and I’m tired of being wrecked in Golden Eye just because they get to practice every day after school. Shh shhh shhhh … sleep a little longer my friend. Them chickens coming home to roost any day now
That’d be me. I’m usually the first one up in any situation. So sometimes I just go ahead and make the coffee and start the breakfast. I mean no one’s going to get upset waking up to the smell of bacon and eggs and pancakes.
You’re a very grown up and productive child, unless you’re still rocking sleepovers in your 20s and 30s. Either way, do you man, and pour me a cup.
What if your friend is a vegan?
More for me, then
Then they’d be up a dawn to absorb sunlight for sustenance.
Its a known fact vegans develop chlorophyll cells in the skin when they change diet. They also grow roots and completely stop moving except to get on the internet to tell people they’re vegan.
