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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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    If you ain’t pissin’ I’m not kissin’

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      There’s so much to unpack in such a short statement

    • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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      My culture tends to prefer lower and skip disney princesses, so +1

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    So only hot girls piss?

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    Damn, are you frying chicken in there?

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      Okay I’m old. WTF does this even mean?!

      • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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        Frying chicken usually makes louds pops and sizzles from the water rapidly boiling away in the oil.

        …so loud pissing makes loud watery noises and, there you have it. It’s a little funny you mention being old because the saying is old as well.

        • el_puercoespin@lemm.ee
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          Well now I feel old. Thanks for nothing. 😔

          • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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            I’d be happy to make you feel less old. Look at it this way: There are people who remember the fall of the Berlin Wall.

            spoiler

            Lol, I’m hoping I’m hitting the tipping point for you here ;)

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              Actually, I do remember the fall of the Berlin wall and the end of the GDR. Thanks for sprinkling salt on the wound. 😔

              • GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today
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                Oh man, I don’t know what to tell you then. Take your aspirin and come reminisce with me about the good old days.

                • el_puercoespin@lemm.ee
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                  It has only been 35 years.

        • Random_Character_A@lemmy.world
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          Butter makes a prettier color and doesn’t pop got oil in your face.

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        It’s an old-ish meme and idk the original but basically you know she got a good pussy if it sounds like frying chicken when she pees (or something idk)

      • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        The sound of piss hitting water resembles oil popping when frying.

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        The pics are so blurry and distored from endless iterarions of compression algorithms that they look “deep fried.”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I am a boy that tinkles.

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      I tinkle manly. Minkle

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      A sit-tinkler

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    Can anyone explain this meme? I dont get it :c

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      You’re overthinking it.

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        I overthink everything ;-;

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      “pee” is more proper and polite, “piss” is more down to earth and grungy

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      You either get it or you have a sense of humour

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    Vanellope would certainly piss.

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    Pissposting

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    deleted by creator

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Everyone know that girls don’t do either of those, duhhh.

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    they do be pissing

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    “pissplatteln” pops up in my mind every time someone says “piss”

    those who know, know

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