ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Even KINGS never knew such luxury…
Kitty holsters. A kitten in a holster on each side. Ready for anything as long as i got my kitty holsters
I fucking love this
How about a hammock chest holster, so you’re always snuggling?
Watches, sadly. There some beautiful pieces, and somehow the industry figured out how to ask for a house’s worth of money for some of them
Some magnificent pieces can be had for “only” used cars prices.
I got this for $70 online. It’s from china and probably isn’t well made but I absolutely love watching the little wheel go back and forth
it’s sooo pretty!
(I messed it up the 2nd timezone when daylight savings time happened lol)
Looks rad, nice.
It is indeed pretty! :) Is it mechanical?
For 70 bucks, though, i would be hesitant. I just can’t imagine finding a mechanic to fix it if need be, or what kind of shortcuts they had to make to create it.
Is that a moonphase display on the top there though?
It is indeed pretty! :)
thank you :)
Is it mechanical?
uhhh I know there is kinda some different definitions for the word “mechanical” so I’ll describe what it does.
It needs to be winded, but there’s a little weight on the back that spins as you move your arms. As the thing spins it winds the watch automatically
IIRC that feature is called “automatic”For $70 I don’t expect to wear it for years and years, but I haven’t had any issues yet. When it eventually breaks I’m gonna try to fix it myself and probably fail haha
The moon thing just shows approximately how long the sun will be up, it doesn’t have the full cycle :/
but I got it for mostly looks and it definitely fulfills its purpose :)
Infinite rice maker. Like instant.
A full, refreshing night of sleep every night.
free time
or any money at all, i can only seem to get one of the two
A well designed back yard with a gardener to help keep it nice and tidy. I fucking love flowers and landscaping, but I just can’t do it myself.
Is an icemaker an absurd luxury? Practically ever fridge I have ever owned has come with one, except like when I was a kid in the 70s.
Not every kitchen has the plumbing for it.
Fair, though I feel like most do nowadays? And I’m not living in some McMansion or anything, I’m on the poor end of things, but still I can’t think of a house I’ve lived in in the last ~30 years that didn’t have it.
In my case, the house I bought had been renovated before I bought it, but so poorly that it was considered a “fixer-upper” anyway. Technically, the kitchen has a refrigerator water supply, but the layout was so awkward that I ended up putting a cabinet in front of it and putting my refrigerator on the other side of the room.
I eventually ended up getting a countertop ice maker for ~$150, which is less convenient than a built-in one would be, but is also kinda nice because it makes relatively fancy, chewable “nugget” ice.
Happiness
A house with a yard in a city with good subway access
Staten Island NYC
Staten island is the only part of New York without subway access.
What color do you want your dragon?
Bread maker. Fresh bread all the time with minimal effort. Takes too much space and isn’t worth the spend
A swimming pool. I love swimming, but I don’t have the courage to swim in public. I was able to rent a pool by myself a few times and had an absolute blast.
Air travel where I’m treated better than a livestock transport.
Luxury hack: just add money /s
This is an efficient method, yes, but it’s doable without money: If you fly enough you rack up enough bonus points to upgrade for free.
Source: Done it plenty of times. If the flight is four hours or more, that’s when I consider spending my points.
I can’t say, it’s too absurd.
Please say
Infinate free time
A nugget ice machine. Nuggets ice is the perfect chewing ice - not too hard it will crack teeth, even consistency unlike crushed ice, firm like tight packed snow. It’s like chewing on frosty heaven.
But it’s absurdly expensive for what little it does. At least a couple hundred dollars for a counter top ice maker that does nothing but make perfect ice.
The Romans would have thought that even Kings did not enjoy such luxuries as an ice maker. They would be all “what sorcery is this?!”
I will never regret having purchased one, after leveraging the cost of getting drinks from Sonic to have access to the ice it seemed to make sense, now we just don’t eat out anymore.
Yessss.
My first year of university, I lived in residence and the cafeteria had a nugget ice machine. Every day before class I’d swing through and fill my water bottle to the brim with ice and top if off with water. I’d have enough ice to crunch until my classes were done (not in class, I’m not a monster).
I miss it so much.
Also, a post-mix bar gun. Mostly just for carbonated water, because I’m also a fizz addict and those things are just fun.
