Alcohol Weed Lactose
Yeah I’m no fun.
Lactose
People
It’s true. I’ve been getting back into religion just to pray that God makes humanity extinct.
“Instead of heaven on earth, they made heaven in hell”
People being rude to customer facing employees.
Chocolate! I have no idea why but if I eat more than a small bar of chocolate in a short time span I get this tingling sensation in my mouth, forehead and temples. It’s not painful or anything just very weird and I’ve had it all my life. I’ve been tested for an allergy to chocolate and it came back negative!
Exercise. In my case it’s so bad that “sitting upright” counts as exercise. Or “watching something slightly intellectually stimulating”. I basically live 24/7 in bed. Haven’t showered in months. I look forward to the next day my wife shaves off my ugly ass dirty greasy hair.
are you ok
My illness is chronic but my tits are iconic!
So, uh, no, I’m not ok. I’m glad I live in a country with a somewhat working social safety net and I’m lucky to have a loving wife who can take care of me.
Ive been through a fraction of this, and I can only imagine how not nice it must be to be debilitated like this.
I wish you the best for the chronic illness, and congratulate you for the tits.
Idiots.
Though sometimes that includes myself.
Passive aggressive emoji usage
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Yeah okay dude 😂 you have such a great point 😏🤓🍆
For f@%ing everything these days…
People misusing words
Misusing them in what weigh? Like using an uncorrect word? Or using a word that has a different consternation than the one they meant to use?
Expanding the meaning of a word
For example, naming every person with a authoritarian ideology a nazi
Careful, they might call you a nazi for saying that
Inconsideration. Drives me absolutely crazy.
Stupid things like being at work, someone uses the last of something and just leaves the empty box and tells no one that we’re out. To me that says “fuck you, someone else can clean this. I got what I need, the person who needs it next can say we need more.”
Try to get a quick lunch, sit down to eat, asshole in corner listening to tiktok at full volume, imagine murdering this pos through the entire meal.
His name is Lou and he drives me insane…
The full volume is annoying enough, but shit like tiktok is like listening to someone change the channel every 5 seconds… And at full volume…
sped up song sample
“oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no.”robot voice
How, It, FEELS. to Find a PENNY!
oh MY god. Wow.sped up sample
“oh no, oh no, oh no no no no no.”robot voice
my CAT. is so, cute!
Incoherence, and it’s particuarly bad when I realize i’m being incoherent
Botulinum toxin
Intolerance.
For me it’s this, and the Dutch.
How paradoxical.
No it isn’t. Tolerance is a social contract; if you don’t abide by it you don’t get to be protected by it. Simple as.
Just riffing on a popular concept. I totally agree.
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Outside the realm of Political Economy, I really can’t stand it when people cancel plans last second, especially if they ghost. If you’re going to cancel on the group hangout, let us know!
If they do that more than a few times I’m not inviting them anymore
Agreed! Having to manage that with the TTRPG group I run right now. Cutting it close.
This one drives me up the Fucking Wall™, because how difficult is it to spend 2 seconds letting people know through text that you’re not going? it’s so inconsiderate and immature.
I used to do this when I felt unwelcome (I actually was). Maybe you could make sure your friends know you really would like them to come
Oh they definitely do know they are welcome, but I appreciate the advice!
