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minus-squareessell@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·2 months agoI’m not Sure but I know an old lady who swallowed a fly…
minus-squareYaDownWitCPP@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoDo you think she’ll die?
minus-squareEtherWhack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·2 months agoFrom the fly, no. From the possible parasites in the fly’s gut, maybe.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoNot unless she swallows a spider to catch the fly
minus-squareomega_x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoWell she can just swallow a bird to catch the spider.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoGreat … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly
minus-squareUli@sopuli.xyzcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-22 months agoShe should swallow a hydrogen cyanide capsule that only dissolves if triggered by the detection of radioactive decay. Who knows what will happen to the cat?
minus-squareswab148@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoThen a dog, then the dog catcher, then the police officer who shows up wondering about the dog catcher… Before you know it, we’re making memes reading the news about a geriatric Hannibal Lecter
I’m not Sure but I know an old lady who swallowed a fly…
Do you think she’ll die?
From the fly, no. From the possible parasites in the fly’s gut, maybe.
Not unless she swallows a spider to catch the fly
Well she can just swallow a bird to catch the spider.
Great … now she needs to swallow a cat to catch the bird to catch the spider to catch the fly
She should swallow a hydrogen cyanide capsule that only dissolves if triggered by the detection of radioactive decay.
Who knows what will happen to the cat?
Then a dog, then the dog catcher, then the police officer who shows up wondering about the dog catcher… Before you know it, we’re
making memesreading the news about a geriatric Hannibal LecterThis is only for those who know