My lady gives birth today I run to her room right away She smiles with glee, then hands her to me I look at my newborn and say
Damn that’s a ugly baby Damn that’s a ugly ass baby I’m feeling quite concerned, my semen must’ve turned ‘Cause damn that’s an ugly baby
Oh wow this brings back memories
Damn that’s a ugly formatting… (Dunno what happened)
These drawings remind me of Playmobil figures.
The only reason I don’t have an Oscar is because the committee that decides who wins them has never seen me pretend to be okay and normal.
Can you prove that you’re pretending, hmm?
Pretending to care about baby photos isn’t hard. Keeping up the act when the baby isn’t in remotely photogenic, now that’s award winning acting.
Breathtaking
I dunno I think most babies are pretty ugly
I always found 'em pretty hot
Geez, tough crowd. Or perhaps they need an accompanying laugh-track to know it’s a joke.
Or perhaps the joke isn’t that funny.
Thought it was a silly opposite extreme but to each their own. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take!
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I didn’t know what premature babies were my first time in the maternity ward. “Eww why those babies so ugly‽‽‽” I said out loud (no filter lol) to the embarrassment of all my companions.
