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Elongated Muskrat
My favorite was Cardi B being short for Cardigan Backyardigan
Our Andy went from Andronimo to just Mo, he has to explain it at least 3 times a day lol
Help me out, what’s a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)
I have used Jessandra/Jessessandra, Jessinald, Jesstancia, Jessentina, Jessanca, Jesstoria, Jessody, Jesselia, Jessolet, Jessilda, Jessephine, Jessevieve, Jessentine, Jesselaide, Jessalie, Jesselope, Jessatrice, Jesselia, and many more. Just because she introduced herself saying her name was easier to remember than the other two that had just introduced themselves. Admittedly I can’t remember their names.
My sister calls my dog Bessie and I’m like, bitch she ain’t a cow. If you need more name than Bess her full name is Bessica.
A friend once took a sharpie to a buddy’s name tag at work, changing Craig to Graig. At first he couldn’t figure out why the customers kept calling him Greg, then some lady said something like "I’ve never seen such a unique spelling of the name Graig before. He looked down n saw his name tag. Hilarity ensued. 10/10 would recommend to anyone who works with a Craig at a job that people wear name tags for.
Sometimes I call a coworker Stevinold. He’s usually nonplussed about it.
A girl I went to high school with had a teddy bear named Tedward.
My mom has a dog named Teddy and me and my wife call him Tedward or Teddison all the time.
I have a cat named Paul which I sometimes call Paulexander.
Not Pawlexander? Weak.
That’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margoritaville Robbiertson to you!
