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minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 days agoMy wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown. Not me. There is no “tan” for me. It’s either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 days agoI turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.
My wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown.
Not me. There is no “tan” for me. It’s either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
I turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.