Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Id go with genocider or any variant like bird genocider, lizard genocider
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Lo mein
You know that cute thing vets do when they come out to the waiting room and call the cat’s name?
They won’t do that if you name your cat “Shithead”.
Grunch
Kytteigh
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Moo
Pussydawg
Doggo
voidfucker
Nyan
My friend used to have a cat called Chevy, which was originally short for Le Chevalier but changed to be short for Chevy Chase because they were both assholes.
The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
My cat Chili could relate.
