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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

Gwyneth Paltrow does not approve.

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Gwyneth Paltrow does not approve.

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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    I know men must look at this and think “wtf is a vaginal spa?”, but I would like to say that as a woman I don’t know wtf it is either

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      As a fellow woman I have no idea either. I just feel like Gwyneth Paltrow is involved SOMEHOW by default.

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      My guess is some kind of douche product marketed as a vaginal spa instead of as a douche

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      You’re so lucky to be able to have yours be portable. 😞 The only penile spas I’ve ever seen are permanently installed in a wall. No clue how they work either.

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        Oh those that are installed in truckstop bathrooms?

        • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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          FOR GLORY!

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      I’m not going to bother searching to confirm, but I’m pretty sure it’s a steam generator that you sit on. I don’t know why you’d want that.

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        I don’t know why everyone is so clueless. Women are carrying these things around with them everywhere.

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        What’s your favourite vagina tea? I’m partial to Lady Grey or Red Bush.

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          wow. good find, thank you.

          so… how is steam good for the vaginal ecosystem? seems like that would support bacterial growth, i guess? Hopefully the kind of organisms you want, and not just… yeast

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            Fungal growth too

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            I don’t know anyone dumb enough to find out. That is viscerally unpleasant to imagine doing. It’s some of the most sensitive tissue on your body and you’re supposed to sit directly over water that was boiling a few minutes ago?

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              If I wanted that, I’d use the hand-held shower head.

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              I can’t work out, how kinder eggs can’t have toys inside them in the US, in case some kid scarfs the whole thing in one go, but a product that could cause serious scalding by not following the steps exactly, especially to such sensitive skin could possibly be ok?

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                I think even if following the steps exactly there could still be burns. “a few minutes” is ambiguous and could be technically satisfied after just 3 minutes.

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        Ioh god! magine burning your vagina with steam?!

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      This is hilarious.

      To me it’s not so much about what it is, but rather why would anyone buy it? Showers are free, and probably less embarrassing to have and use.

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