My current favorite is “Phillip Mypants”
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The friends his dad buys are going to call him Alt-0198.
That’s just cruel
John Goff (his friends call him Jack)
Heywood Jablome
Donald J Trump
Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt
Bartender Moe nods and cups his hand over the phone and turns to the bar …
IS THERE AN IMA HERE??? IMA??? Ima Stupidmoronwithanuglyfaceandabigbuttandmybuttsmellsandiliketokissmyownbutt???
Dick Cock
Go ahead. Change his destiny.
I went to school with a Dick Willy Alcock (pronounced all cock). He was an angry boy
I wonder whether Richard William Alcock uses internet boards like this.
Roy Tillman (Fargo S5E8)
Donald Trump
Peter File
EDIT: Source “The IT Crowd”
Myfriends Now Injail
McLovin
This actually happened to someone I know. Which is why he signs his name ‘Porl’ instead of ‘Paul’.
Ahegao Schlockthrocktopus
Streetlamp Le Moose
a little blunt, but there’s the classic Boaty McBoatface
