I would like it to criticize me for needing to do it, at all.
I would poop in a different toilet
But then how do you poop if no one is begging? Uhh, asking for a friend.
“Just pee? sigh”
if you can do something in your every day life to make someone happy, who cares if it’s weird? live life; we’re all weird; just make people happy and be happy in return
This is the best answer
I would like it to be happy, so have it beg.
“Stop shitting on your hand and throw it out the window! Use me instead!”
More like this I think.
I can use all the encouragement I can get.
Can we then give it a tongue so I can be sure I’m clean?
I’m pretty sure I answered this on Reddit once. Begged for it, assuming I have to use such a toilet and cannot just go back to a pit latrine (I’ve heard great things about tiger worms). Answering the other way would be cruel.
I always think about opening up this guys head and pooping in it.
Like in the SNL sketch?
For, because I’m about consent.
I don’t think it matters. After a few weeks it would just be some annoying background noise you ignore anyway.
Would it lick me clean or would I still have to wipe myself?
See, this is why I hate “would you rather…?”
Why can’t it just be content with the amount I feed it, why’s it have to be starving to the degree that it begs?
It’s not begging out of hunger, it’s begging out of desire
