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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    11 months ago

    He seems happy about it

  • pacmondo@sh.itjust.works
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    11 months ago

    So, uh: did I get the job?

    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zipOP
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      11 months ago

      I’m sure I could give you some type of job ;)

      • lurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.works
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        11 months ago

        sigh… *unzips*

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      11 months ago

      Na, I don’t hire a W***r.

    • BlackLaZoR@fedia.io
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      11 months ago

      In our company employee is expected to blow it from time to time.

  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca
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    11 months ago

    Interviewer: I was busy meat-spinning the stack of resumes. It’s just the most efficient way to get through them.

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    11 months ago

    The job involves writing erotica. You’re hired.

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      Uk… I’m really curious as to how porn actors are hired. Do they send nudes and stuff in their portfolio?

      • Here’s my penis.
      • Here’s my ass.
      • Here’s me rawdogging a twink.
      • Here’s me getting rawdogged by a twink.
      • Here’s a letter of recommendation from the same twink.
      • Yes, we might look alike, but the twink is not my brother. He’s my cousin.
      • Rolando@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        I’m really curious as to how porn actors are hired.

        I dunno but I’ve been told if you’re young, catch a bus to LA, then get off the bus and look lost for a while, you’ll find out.

        Source: https://lemmy.world/post/16560618

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          11 months ago

          Ok, I was excited to read some horny shit. This is just sad man…

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    I’m gonna go to HR with this . . . oh, wait

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    11 months ago

    What do you do when an elephant comes in the window?

    Swim!

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