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xw33xx@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago

If there were only three laws, which should they be?

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If there were only three laws, which should they be?

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  • IsoSpandy@lemm.ee
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    1. General relativity
    2. Quantum field theory
    3. Natural Selection
  • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com
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    There’s a sweet monologue by George Carlin about the ten commandments.

    I can’t find it quickly right now but he reduces them to three.

    No, Carlin wasn’t religious but I love that monologue and it fits right in here.

    UPDATE: https://youtu.be/CE8ooMBIyC8

  • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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    Do to others as you would have done to you

    Do to others as they would do to others

    Nothing should be forbidden if it harms no one

    • RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works
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      I think harm needs to be clearly defined.

    • well5H1T3@lemmy.world
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      1st and 2nd contradict.

      Say, 2nd, if someone harms others, then I should harm him/her, right?

      But then, 1st, I wouldn’t wanna harm myself, so…

      LIMBO

  • HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone
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    be excellent to each other

    party on dudes

    pay me, specifically me, tribute in gold and silver on the last day of every month

  • Plum@lemmy.world
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    •Don’t be a dick

    •No means no

    •An additional elusive third thing. I’m a big fan of the laws of thermodynamics. Maybe those.

  • DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
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    • An object at motion stays in motion
    • An object at rest stays at rest
    • Don’t push the big red button
    • Etterra@lemmy.world
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      Always ask about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

    • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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      • Entropy must always increase with time in a closed system
      • INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone
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        https://youtu.be/wgltMtf1JhY

  • itsathursday@lemmy.world
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    Live a full life without impacting others negatively, including those yet to exist.

    Try create something that wasn’t here before that has some positive impact to your peers. Read peers: all life.

    There is no dominion beyond these words.

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      including those yet to exist.

      That, believe it or not, is jail.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    Cause no harm to another human unless it be in defense of self or others.

    Clean up after yourself when outside of your home.

    Don’t be a dick.

  • DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world
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    A robot can not harm nor, through inaction, allow harm to come to a human

    A robot must obey unless it counters rule one

    A robot must protect itself unless it counters rule 1 or 2

  • Nis@feddit.dk
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    • Be true.
    • Be kind.
    • Share.
  • ptman@sopuli.xyz
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    • Disputes can be brought to tribunal
    • Everyone of full age and sound mind gets a vote
    • Previous tribunal decisions can be applied without voting again if the dispute is similar enough

    Basically some sort of democratic case law

  • Omripresent@lemmy.ml
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    1. Read all laws following laws
    2. Follow all laws instructions
    3. Read the first law
  • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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    1. Crush your enemies
    2. See them driven before you
    3. Hear the lamentations of their women
  • Lighttrails@sh.itjust.works
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    1. Get it done
    2. Have Fun
    3. Safety
  • mindaika@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1. Don’t be a dick
    2. Don’t be a pussy
    3. Don’t be an asshole

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