My one friend and I have been leaving odd gifts on my friend’s car with notes like “I think this fell out of your car” nothing of value. Nothing that can damage the vehicle.
“I think you dropped this” and its just a big dollop of Vaseline right on the handle
A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.
Meals that either came to naught or have a bite of nibbled rinds.
Hanging on the handle of your car door is your lunch today.
the time has come, the comment’s over.
Thought this would sound cooler than it does
Dog toys
nerf dart
One serving of peanut butter
They do make little 1-serving packets of PB, kind of like the ones for BBQ sauce or honey mustard. Sometimes you can find them at hotel continental breakfasts.
…continental breakfast ?
Powdered eggs, frosted flakes, raisin bread toast, waffle with jam instead of syrup
First 5 things off the top of my dome:
a lego figure, woodwind reed, mahjong tile, plastic spider ring, a tiny canister of tic-tacs.
An old shoe. Just one. You can even tie it on by the laces.
Snack bar wrappers. Really weird ones that only really little kids love.
A dozen wasps.
Level of aliveness is irrelevant.
What if he works at the Wasp Containment Facility?
Remember, we’re trying to avoid NSFW
A couple spoonfuls of spaghettios. You know, as a snack.
Oo, a ziploc bag full of spaghettios
No. Just spaghettios.
A pocket dimension that warps back around to the car itself.
Where can I get one of those?
In your pocket
Rubber chicken. Though don’t do that to Jair Bolsonaro car, then it would be NSFW object.
- one penny
- marbles (something something lost their marbles)
- a lego brick
- origami crane
- notes saying ridiculous stuff like “remember to water your car before you leave” or “this car belongs to [your name and address]”
- a very embarrassing mini figure like maybe barbie, winx club, things like that
Don’t dox it only takes one piece of shit for it to become a problem.
Oh you mean the handle outside of the door …
For some reason I thought the item holder in the car door that’s accessible from inside the car only.
Yeah no doxxing then, ofc.
Roll up a ‘trump 2024’ poster. Pikachu keychain. Pom Poms’ from the dollar store. Tie a pool noodle to the driver side doors (with a bow knot that can be undone easily). A really long striped stocking, hot pink or some neon color.
A very tacky car freshener. Some are dirt cheap, the cardboard ones I’m talking about. Pick a design that is silly or ugly for them… Or maybe a fragrance that you know they’re not a fan of
