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shderz@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago

Precrime

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Precrime

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shderz@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 months ago
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  • Sabata@ani.social
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    6 months ago

    Crime coefficient at 178, non leatal force authorized.

    • gmtom@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      I hope the Agent knows his Judo well

    • djsoren19@yiffit.net
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      6 months ago

      Please aim carefully, and eliminate the target.

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        6 months ago

        Less lethal just means more practice.

        • Sabata@ani.social
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          6 months ago

          An opportunity to shoot them twice!

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    6 months ago

    What is this, Person of Interest?

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Succulent with intent to commit wificide. That’s a twelve twenty-seven. Book 'em!

  • Grabthar@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    You couldn’t stage an arrest video that good. That man could project like a Shakespearean actor.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      He actually was a stage actor who did Shakespeare, no joke.

      • Retrograde@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Fuckin a. It has to be the most theatrical video recorded arrest in human history

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    https://youtu.be/XebF2cgmFmU?feature=shared

    • Martineski@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 months ago

      I’m seeing the video for the first time and discovered where was the beginning of this song sampled from: https://youtu.be/q07G2_zOEWA (badklaat - judo)

      Interesting find.

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    6 months ago

    Shoutout to The Chats for helping to finally identify(?) Mr. Democracy Manifest.

  • LittleBorat3@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Oh God why do I know this?

  • EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Wasn’t this a futurerama episode?

    • Psychadelligoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      6 months ago

      It was, riffing on Minority Report from 2002

      • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world
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        And that memed britsh Australian dude bitching to the cops very loudly in a “how dare you sir!” ridiculous voice.

        • ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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          6 months ago

          “Get your hand off my penis!”

    • leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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      6 months ago

      No, it was democracy manifest.

  • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    This would make a great movie. Let’s get that really tall guy from Jack Reacher to be the lead.

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      6 months ago

      There’s a Futurama episode where they do this!

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      6 months ago

      You mean Minority Report?

      • YoFrodo@lemmy.world
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        6 months ago

        Thats… that’s the joke…

        • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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          6 months ago

          Well, whoosh me, then.

    • corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca
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      6 months ago

      really tall guy from Jack Reacher

      That’s Alan Ritchson. I think he can bench a dump truck.

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        Alan Richson is from Reacher. Jack Reacher is a movie that starred Tom Cruise (who was also in Minority Report)

        Same character but different actors. Notably though, the joke is that Tom Cruise is pretty short.

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          I thought Jim from The Office did the best job playing the character.

        • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          Jack Reacher was a great movie, with really inspired combat scenes depicting the most realistic special forces/Jeet kun do type moves that I’ve ever seen in movies. Jack Reacher two was a pile of garbage, so I never bothered with the show. Is it any good?

          • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
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            The show is amazing! I highly recommend it.

            I agree completely with the assessment of the movies too. The first one was a great mystery with a cool plot and action… and the second movie was hot garbage.

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              Well that’s exciting to hear! I’ll definitely check it out now. Thank you!

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            6 months ago

            The show is completely different, and very well done in my opinion. Alan Richson is a great actor. He’s also in Titans on HBO (or whatever it’s called). I heard a rumor he wants to play Batman.

          • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            The show is really good, and no offense to Cruise, but Ritchson is a much scarier looking dude.

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        6 months ago

        Wrong Jack Reacher. 😉

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          6 months ago

          Oh, that really tall guy.

      • _cryptagion [he/him]@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6 months ago

        He’s not allowed to do that anymore, after he broke the first three.

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      Actually I’m imagining a heist movie where this guy’s makes a scene as a diversion while Tom Cruise steals some jewels or something. I’d watch that.

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    This is Democracy manifest

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      6 months ago

      You read the rolling R’s.

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    6 months ago

    Get your hand off my penis!

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      6 months ago

      Ah, I see you know your judo well

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    6 months ago

    He was actually arrested for credit card fraud

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    6 months ago

    This gets me smiling.

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      DISRESPECT YOUR SURROUNDINGS

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    This is literally the plot of Psycho Pass. Highly recommend btw

    • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Don’t watch S2 thou.

      • john117@lemmy.jmsquared.net
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        its a one season show and that’s it, imo

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      I thought it was a poke at Minority Report

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    How is this a joke? It’s literally just a weak book/movie reference.

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      The last panel is from a comical arrest of a gentleman.

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        “A comical arrest of a gentleman” is, itself, a perfect description, and made me laugh all over again.

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      6 months ago

      Oh.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebF2cgmFmU

      • lonlazarus@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Ah, obscure reference humor , definitely not my thing.

        • ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Oh, sorry my highness. OP must be punished.

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          Considering it’s not obscure, it makes it seem like you’re trying to act pretentious about the subject of a simple comic. Not great optics for you.

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            Well, it is Australian.

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            Oh, darn, I guess my social cred in Lemmy has taken a real hit.

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              Ah I see. It wasn’t just that you were legitimately questioning the comic. You’re a troll. Glad you made that clear for everyone.

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          WATCH IT NOW
          IT VERY FUNNY

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