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thermal_shock@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

It's not easy being cheesy

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It's not easy being cheesy

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thermal_shock@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • Majorllama@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Cheetah balls aren’t orange

    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      They look pretty orange to me

    • coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe
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      wait, how do you know??

      • Majorllama@lemmy.world
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        I looked it up because Mama didn’t raise no bitch.

    • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldOP
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      when was the last party you got invited to?

      • Majorllama@lemmy.world
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        Last Friday?

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          [x] doubt

          • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I don’t know, detailed knowledge about animal scrotums could be useful at the right parties.

      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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        I don’t get invited to parties. We discussed this last Friday.

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      Is there a source for this? I want to fact check this but also I’m a little scared of what DDG will show me if I look up “cheetah genitalia color”…

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        Idk. I just looked up “Cheetah testicle color” and there was a video some tourist took that was zoomed in a little too much tbh. But the balls were white. Not Cheeto orange. Lol

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      Leopard balls apparently are.

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    Either Chester Cheetah is female, or he has donated his balls

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      Can’t run a business without some sacrifices. True leadership

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    So regular Cheetos are dried cheetah dicks.

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      Well bully sticks are dried bull penises so.

      Which I refuse to buy on principle

  • DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    So THATS why they’re called cheetahs

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    Who left this just laying around?

  • Mayor Poopington@lemmy.world
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    And when I dip my balls in the Cheetos I get kicked out of the party 🙄

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