When examined, or just because it’s weird on its own.

Example: Beat a dead horse

  1. You whip a horse to go faster
  2. It dies from being whipped too much
  3. You still want the horse to go faster
  4. You continue to whip it
  • vortexal@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    9 days ago

    Whenever my dad is being lazy or doing something too slowly, my mom says he’s “dicking the dog”. Whatever that means.

  • ddh@lemmy.sdf.org
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    10 days ago

    “You get what you pay for” - the words of a simpleton (or lying salesperson).

    • I had to explain that “you get what you pay for” to a disgruntled (and later banned from my store) customer years ago.

      At the time I was selling eyewear for Red Eyewear Giant (now owned by Blue Eye-care Giant™) and a guy orders the absolute cheapest product for his quite strong prescription. The RX was roughly a -7 on each eye, not huge but definitely significantly thicker than average. The gentleman wanted LARGE eyewear. The man did not want to spend much.

      I offered a quote for the ideal product for his vision, which is a 1.7 index lens with scratch resistant non-glare and a hydrophobic coating (well get to why thats important). The man declines and decides he wants the absolute bare minimum, cool, cr-39 plastic lenses, uncoated. No amount of education on the products would change his mind, I chalked it up to a budget thing, explained the downsides of his choice (to absolve myself of liability for the issues I knew he’d have) and allowed the oirchase to go through with confirmation he understood the issues.

      Now, what we’ve just done here is gone from a very lightweight, low thermal mass product that repels water, to a HEAVY, High mass product with absolutely no water repellant properties. This is in Houston, TX - a literal swamp, and the Air conditioning capital of the US.

      Man enters grocery store, man buys groceries, man leaves grocery store, man’s glasses immediately are coated in a thick fog which is dense enough that evaporation does not occur quickly (or at all honestly with that humidity) and they need to be wiped up.

      That man screamed at me about how I ripped him off for over an hour.

      Now, I’m not telling this story to say you’re wrong, I think this might be an “exception that proves the rule” situation. But yes, you get what you pay for, and no, it’s not always said by scummy salespeople, sometimes we just want you to have the right product the first time.

      • Steven@lemmy.studio
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        0
        ·
        9 days ago

        We all have experience with buying a premium product and thinking “wow, that’s nice” just like we’ve all had the experience where we bought the cheapest option and though “this is pretty good”.

        The rule is as follows: “it depends”.

        It’s just that our monkey brains don’t like those kinds of generalization.

    • untorquer@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      9 days ago

      Yeah definitely useful when managing expectations around buying cheap shit but quality generally peaks or plateaus in the middle of the cost range.

  • j4k3@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    10 days ago

    “scientists say…”

    They aren’t some unified entity. They don’t even agree amongst themselves on most things if one digs deep enough. While there is some interpretation of the data involved, most people that use the phrase “Scientists say…” are essentially saying “Objective observations done by several of the smartest humans have been argued over by several of their rivals resulting in…”

    Like, we should start calling them something like Observational Data Warriors ™ /s to put perspective on the magnitude of information and depth involved. You can have an opinion but you are a coward of no relevant value if you are not trained for battle and fighting on the front lines. So whatever nonsense you have to say results in you looking like a clown of no note.

    • dustycups@aussie.zone
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      10 days ago

      Scientists say "im off to work dear, see you this afternoon”.

      but seriously, we have to trust experts in STEM just to get through our day. Every time someone give the "scientists can be wrong too” line i look up at the ceiling as if its about to collapse. Sure science is about continuous improvement and falsifiability but that guys PHD is not equivalent to your youtube recomendations pipeline.

  • spittingimage@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    10 days ago

    “I’m not here to fuck spiders” - said by Australians who want to drop the preamble and get down to business.

  • tetris11@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    edit-2
    10 days ago

    Taking God’s name in vain

    1. You invoke God on some topic you’re wrong about.
    2. God appears and sees your worthless comment.
    3. ???
    4. God punishes you, or he backs away, or he learns to not listen to you anymore in boy cries wolf type situation? Its really not clear what the repercussions are.
    • CuriousRefugee@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      10 days ago

      No, no, it was originally “Taking God’s name in vein,” as saying the name of God out loud would allow Him into your blood. If you say the name of God, you allow him to inhabit your blood, gain your power, and become even more mighty. The ancient Hebrews feared God gaining too much power, as He would be able to destroy the world. Then Christians figured out that if they took Communion and instead drank the blood of Christ, they could reverse the Hebrew God’s power and slowly increase their own until they could ascend to the heavens and do battle with the Almighty, empowered by His blood in their veins, rather than weakened by taking His name in vein. In this seventeen-part essay, I will describe how we can defeat God by

    • wuphysics87@lemmy.mlOP
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      10 days ago

      That’s one that always bothered me too. When I say “Jesus fucking Christ” I mean it. Which is it’s own weird ism when you think about it…

    • sping@lemmy.sdf.org
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      9 days ago

      I thought it was stating that something is God’s will for your own purposes. AFAIK it’s not just using terms for God as a curse.

    • stray@pawb.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      9 days ago

      I think the idea was that he could be invoked by his name, but they couldn’t have people going around saying “Jehova” (or whatever) randomly without any cool powers happening, so they made up the rule to discourage people poking holes in their flimsy story.

  • ace_garp@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    9 days ago

    As happy as Larry.

    Now… who is Larry, why is he happy, how happy, like a little bit or ecstatic?

    Be like Larry.

  • Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    10 days ago

    “Quitting cold turkey” - I never actually thought about this one, but apparently it’s directly related to addiction (which seems kind of obvious now that I do think about it). When you quit an addiction abruptly, you sometimes get that cold goosebump skin like a cold turkey.

    • Blaiz0r@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      10 days ago

      Goosebumps like from a goose? Why isn’t it called ‘going cold goose’ then?

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    10 days ago

    Hoisted by my own petard (to be foiled by your own plan), is a nice flowery one, although it actually makes sense. The bee’s knees (for something excellent) is a good one that makes no sense. Wet behind the ears (inexperienced) is another cool one.

  • Crotaro@beehaw.org
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    0
    ·
    9 days ago

    “Break a leg” (or “Hals und Beinbruch” in German, which is “Neck and leg fracture”).

    I don’t even know what the logic could be. Is it supposed to be some sort of reverse psychology?

    • rarebreed@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      0
      ·
      9 days ago

      This is a theatre term as “Good luck” is supposed to bring bad luck. Therefore, you wish someone the worst luck possible in order to bring them good luck.