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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Climbing out of the primordial soup was a mistake

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Climbing out of the primordial soup was a mistake

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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • lividweasel@lemmy.world
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    Do not:

    • Climb
    • Play on
    • Around pipe
    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
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      It indeed is round

  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    Luckily, that was just the decoy pipe. Real one’s buried underneath.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      This is the pipe that only works with people on it, and the sign is just using reverse psychology to make sure there are always people on it.

  • argon@lemmy.today
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    Do not climb.

    Play on and around pipe.

  • yesman@lemmy.world
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    I once saw a guy steady himself with a “do not feed the animals” sign in order to reach across a fence to give an apple to a deer.

    • AtoMops@feddit.org
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      Then the guy and the deer were thrown out of Paradise™

      *Not meant as insult to women! Have to mention this these days ._.’

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    There’s like 20 people having fun on the pipe.

    And there was probably 3 people who decided to place that little sign.

    dEmOcRaCy.

    • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      When the pipe suddenly burst into fecal matter coveting everyone in other people’s feces democracy would be seen as a great thing.

      • x00z@lemmy.world
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        “Pipe can burst and shoot poop. Stay safe”

        Up to the people to take the chance.

        • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          That works for that example.

          What if it’s an internet cable and playing around it could harm others and not you? Up to people to take other people’s chances?

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            Then bury the cable and not have it on a beach that is obviously used for recreational purposes.

            Companies are not more important than people.

            • daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Who said the cable was put there by a company or is used by a company.

              It could be put there by people and used by the people.

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                Then the people should bury it.

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      I really hope you lost your ‘/s’, unironically this is the mentality that brought us the Trump administration.

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        That was implied by the fluctuating case of “dEmOcRaCy”

        • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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          I wish you were correct. Unfortunately it only implies the meme you posted and lacks the context you are ascribing. It could be taken either way on the Internet.

          • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            It CoUlD bE tAkEn EiThEr WaY oN tHe InTeRnEt

            • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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              ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • x00z@lemmy.world
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        I’m saying people don’t want authoritarian people telling them what to do.

        Give information instead:

        • “Pipe can get very hot in summer”
        • “Pipe contains dangerous chemicals”

        I don’t want some government or people telling me what I can and can’t do because they were able to grab power and call it democratic.

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          Please don’t go near the super secret pipeline full of tasty melted chocolate for Willy Wonka’s factory.

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          The problem is people are stupid. As evidenced by the picture.

          I don’t want some government or people telling me what I can and can’t do

          OK, you would be one of the children in the picture.

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    To be fair, the “and” makes this very confusing. Should probably be an “or” or “nor”.

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      well, it says “Do not […] Pipe” so whatever is in the middle usually doesn’t matter, except for the intended meaning of “leave the fucking pipe alone”

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        😆 you’d think people would understand that, yeah

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    Is this a “waste water” discharge pipe?

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      Probably, and it looks like it doesn’t go out far enough. lol, just kidding the water is probably that colour from chemicals.

      /s?

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    I bet that’s wicked hot on sunny summer days, I can feel the burning black plastic

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      It’s water cooled

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    What is the pipe for?

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      most likely poop.

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    Would like to point out , most these fucks are white. Just sayin.

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      Are you saying black people can’t swim? That’s racist!

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      I’d bet most of these fucks can’t read lmao

      • slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org
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        It,s probably america so there’s a cery good chance

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          Nah, it’s that it’s a bunch of children

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      You can tell the difference between a white person, middle Eastern and Asian from behing, at distsnce in a low res photo?

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