Just shoot me.
lowers gun and shoots you in the back
“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I’d immediately be killed trying to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
“Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”
Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.
Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice
I don’t want to be a vegetable
Alright, this better blow my mind.
Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny’s intervention. Dude’s gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.
I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.
I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.
“Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”
Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠
So a Goku cake?
In case you aren’t aware, both comments are referencing an old Youtube parody animation about Dragonball Z called “Dragonzball PeePee”.
Edit: rewatching it, it’s still pretty funny but does toss out a casual “bundle of sticks” and a lazy gay joke. So there’s your “old media warning”.
They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.
You forgot to turn off the safety
I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.
“I just want you to understand… These edibles ain’t shit.”
Fuck you
Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”
Fuk u
Have you heard of the High Elves
I’ve met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.
