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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

7 day cleanse or pregnancy cravings

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • spizzat2@lemm.ee
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    I had a friend in high school. We were at a gas station, and he went in to get some additive to put in his tank. On the way back to his car he unscrewed the cap, and took a big swig. The bottle still had the foil cap, so he wasn’t actually drinking anything; he just did it for the reaction. The thing was, he didn’t actually check if anyone was watching.

    Sometimes people are just weird…

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      Well you obviously saw him do it, so he must’ve known in his peripheral vision that you were watching. That’s all the thrill he needed.

  • Destroyer of Worlds 3000@sh.itjust.works
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    I saw a neighbor fill his lawnmower with gas, take the can and take a huge swig. He capped it and started his lawnmower like nothing. so many questions.

    • FiskFisk33@startrek.website
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      alcohol maybe?

  • chalupapocalypse@lemmy.world
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    Probably got tired of having to chew the pods.

    • Duranie@literature.cafe
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      You chew them? I thought you had to suck on them. 🤔

      • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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        I use them to make stock

        • Mr Fish@lemmy.world
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          You making soap soup?

          • duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works
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            soaup

  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    Not to be that guy but I am betting it is more likely that somehow he didn’t see that happening vs the almost certain suicide attempt he thinks he saw.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    This feels like a fun thing to do on the weekend. Just go to Walmart with a cleaned out bottle of detergent filled with the beverage of your choice and make people think you’re drinking Gain. If they ask you what your problem is, assure them you intend to pay.

  • FauxPseudo @lemmy.world
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    Remember, if you see someone drinking laundry detergent, no you didn’t.

    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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      I wonder what it tastes like. I guess there’s only one way to find out. BRB I’m goin’ to Walmart…

    • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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      But… Why would anybody lie about things on the internet?

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        I think it was more a joke on ‘if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn’t’

  • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Sounds more like being fucked with for lulz. Like walking around drinking blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle.

  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@lemmy.ml
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    my sister said she craved bleach for her second pregnancy.

    she abstained of course but the craving was there

    • saruwatarikooji@lemmy.world
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      Pregnant woman are supposed to report cravings like that to their doctor… Apparently it can be a symptom of a serious problem.

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        I craved spaghetti during my first pregnancy. Am I gonna be okay?

        My second and third pregnancies, I craved nothing in particular. Am I gonna be ok?

        • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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          I think they meant like, non-food, dangerous substances.

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    deleted by creator

    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
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      How bad is life going for someone when they get mad enough at paint to stand on a retail sales counter?

      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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        I WANT MY SZECHUAN SAUS

        • Dkarma@lemmy.world
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          Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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    I know in person someone who used to eat bar soap. She eventually had to be hospitalized and confessed it to her family. She would eat a lot of other weird things too, and didn’t even understand why people were so shocked about it. In the end, she had to undergo a psychiatric treatment.

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      Pica

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