Giovanni Espresso
Or this https://youtu.be/5MS_Fczs_98
Frenchy McPistols
Cause I’m American but my ancestors are from France
But I’m trans so I’m sure there would be a dick joke or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus
There wouldn’t be a dick joke. You’d be a disgusting monster, preying on children and murdering people, and you’d be portrayed as the ugliest and fattest human ever. Wearing a beret and eating baguette, to subtly hint at your frenchiness. Because J.D. Rowingboat hates trans people so much, she’s willing to enter alliances with self proclaimed fascists.
Yeah, why do the brits equate fat with evil so damn much?
I’m your average white american so Teddy Gunsight
At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain’t half bad 😎
cracker bongcloud
Jose Frijoles Sanchez
Asian Invasion.
Nia Nubia
I’m a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I’m not as cultured as I would like to think.
I’m white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.
I’m white so she wouldn’t base my name on ethnicity, she’d probably go with Tr*nny Girlman
Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.
literally came to comments to say Sirona Ryan, lol
I don’t get it
SIRona RYAN
Basically like saying “hey she used to be a man!!!”
she actually did that for the “trans” character in the Hogwarts game.
Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.
I’m not native English and I don’t know enough gay lingo. What’s wrong with Sirona Ryan? Need answers so I can laugh with you guys
“Sir” is in her first name, and her last name is also a boy name.
Thank you. That kicked out “My Shirona” whenever I read the name.
Tranny Girlman the abused and hated house elf, that everyone thinks is weird and creepy because (and this is always mentioned when Rolling writes about T.G.) HE wears a dress and makes everyone uncomfortable.
A little on the nose like Ron Weasly’s dirt.
Trinny sounds like a cool name though
😂😂😂
Or Amanda Richardson
Paddy McCarbombing
From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty
Tequitaco Sanchez
Ching Chong
i mean she wasn’t far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn’t know (yeah it doesn’t even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.
I never associated Cho with a ching Chong China man.
it’s barely a variation on it, and also doesn’t make sense as a name because it consists of two common family names from two different Asian countries, Korea and China. if you’d like to reach, you might argue that both names come from either China or Korea with less common romanization of one of the names but it’s still two family names.
but we already know through several examples that she doesn’t give a fuck when it comes to other cultures so it’s most likely that she thought of the phrase above and changed it a little so the editors wouldn’t have to tell her.
it’s the same reason she didn’t use the name Tyrone Escapedslave for the black guy and settled for Kingsley fucking Shacklebolt.
Pretty sure that is already a Harry Potter character.
Fuckterfs Fuckrowling
Here son, drink this, it’ll help. A potion of mother’s milk.
Jean Luc Baguette
Captain of the starship Frenchie
Frencherprise
Damn. That’s way better.
