Funny. In Germany we have been discussing banning fireworks for new years for a while now since more and more people realize the mix of alcohol and fireworks is a bad idea and traumatizing pets, war refugees and old people, killing wildlife and poisoning the air for days to come is not worth it so some people can watch something go boom.

I root for the cat. I hope he gets the fuckers.

It’s always ‘don’t be a karen and call the cops on illegal fire works’ followed by ‘why the fuck did you not call the cops on the illegal fireworks’ after house fires break out.

I’d like to remind everyone that fireworks are an explosive. Want to know how dangerous fireworks are? Ask ER staff what kind of injuries they see the most on 4th of July.

my cat is shooting back

Let it cook.

Hot take. Fireworks are stupid and disruptive.

When you see ICE about to kidnap someone - YES

People that call for things on the left, don’t spend NYE in Europe

https://youtu.be/16sR6cu4-Hw

It’s not just the 4th of July. Assholes here sell and set off fireworks for any possible holiday.

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I feel heard with this one. Thanks

I really want to call on the dipshits down the street (they’re aiming their bottle rockets down the street instead of up in the air) but they haven’t broken or burnt anything yet. We might get lucky.

Well… If the wife doesn’t wake up it might be better to just let her get her much needed rest, as well as enjoy some peace and quiet at long last. Plus the ambulance/coroner visit might not be cheaper than a shovel from home depot.

Don’t worry if she starts smelling bad after a few days, it’s natural.

As for the cat, figures. With all the chaos they might as well take advantage of the situation and enact their plan to take over mankind as the dominant species.

I had to call you using my elbows because I don’t have fingers or thumbs any more