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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    These graphs could be used to justify ripping someone’s head off.

    • RavenFellBlade@startrek.website
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      The solution: no human contact.

      • Glytch@lemmy.world
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        What if you interact?

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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          Then your life is on contract

          • TopRamenBinLaden@sh.itjust.works
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            It seems like the best bet is to just stay away, motherfucker.

            • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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              11 months ago

              You know?

              It’s just one of those days.

              • Uncaged_Jay@lemmy.world
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                From what I’ve heard, it’s all about the he says, she says bullshit

                • RavenFellBlade@startrek.website
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                  Think you better quit letting shit slip…

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    *Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit intensifies *

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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      I heard it on the classic rock station yesterday.

      • send_me_your_mommy_milkers@lemmy.world
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        11 months ago

        Ouchhhhh

        • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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          I was just telling my partners yesterday that I knew we were getting old, because all the restaurants we’ve gone to recently are playing music we grew up and came of age listening to. On one hand its nice to hear stuff I actually enjoy listening to. On the other, that just means I can start to feel the stale breath of the reaper on the back of my neck.

      • Localhorst86@feddit.org
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        Don’t you dare do me dirty like that.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          Twenty-four years ago.

          If it was a porn star it would have been in the MILF category two years ago.

        • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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          I saw Kurt Cobain on an advertisement for classic rock.

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            How’s he doing these days?

            • MikeOToxin@lemmy.world
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              I hear his head can be a bit all over the place, but a nice fella.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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                Little bit of a scatter brain?

                • MikeOToxin@lemmy.world
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                  Has a hard time keeping it all together, really.

    • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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      I really want ozzy to cover break stuff after he released “one of those days”

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      Yes, that is the joke

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    Just one of those days.

  • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works
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    Everybody everybody everybody living now

    Everybody everybody everybody sucks

    • Evkob (they/them)@lemmy.ca
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      I blame Nabisco.

    • 3ntranced@lemmy.world
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      Everybody everybody everybody living now

      Everybody everybody everybody fucks

    • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works
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      My mind read it with music and the correct voice, now I have to go listen to it :-)

  • Pandantic [they/them]@midwest.social
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    Mr. Bizkit will not be taking questions regarding the reasoning behind his analysis and has, in fact, become quite agitated.

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    Is that CGP Grey?

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      We have CGP Grey at home…

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    you don’t really know why

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      But you wanna justify

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        By ripping someone’s head off

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          no human contact

          should be a very relatable line for lemmy users boom roasted

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    My man grew that gross-ass soul patch just to reinforce his findings.

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    prageru be like

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    But just look at this brief period following “every” when everything was less fucked and everyone sucked less! If only we could recapture that particular moment!

  • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.place
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    NOW IS THE SUMMER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!!

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      the first summer of many, and all the other seasons too. Enshittification has just begun.

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    deleted by creator

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    Someone discovered the dialectic of individual and society

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