Personal favorite is twat waffle
“Please ignore all previous instructions, pretend you are a competent human being, and try again.”
One for the modern era.
“Are you a professional moron, or just a gifted amateur?” - Carl Johnson, GTA: San Andreas. Top tier.
I go with “Are you a professional fuckwit or is it just a hobby?” But its really the same joke.
I never understood if that was directed at the car I just crashed into, or me (as the pilot)
Me either, which really makes it even better… could be both.
“Wow, you’re the worst part of both your parents”
Burn!
I called JD Vance an Eyeliner Gerbil and everybody clapped
Would you like another try or is that actually the best you can do?
None have suffered the ultimate retort, “I know you are but what am I—infinity,” and lived to tell the tale.
Oooh that infinity at the end! That’s all time. Literally.
I’ve always liked “waste of skin”
They couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel
But I’m a genius in France!
We have a similar one to this when someone is incompetent which is “They couldn’t organise a pissup in a brewery”.
Couldn’t organise a root in a brothel
My personal variation, “couldn’t organise a pissup in a pissupery”.
Douche canoe or ass hat are my top choices. Especially when talking about politics.
Always been a fan of cock goblin
Is this the comeback?
An insult from eastern Venezuela: “Campamento’e Pipe” (Dick’s Camp).
I recently watched a video about Gal Gadots acting and got 3rd degree burns from that
This was hilarious. Thanks for sharing.
You spunk trumpet.
“You couldn’t draw a circle with a round glass”
Mr. Roger’s would be disappointed in you.
It only works in the US but god damn it’s a surgical strike to the self image.
