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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago

AMERICAN POPE LETS GO

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AMERICAN POPE LETS GO

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 24 hours ago
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  • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.works
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    By the grace of the Omnissiah

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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    There is no hand grenade in the picture, I call bullshit

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      The holy hand grenade of Antioch is a Anglican relic you absolute dolt.

      • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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        13 hours ago

        The Anglicans of 932?

        • FrChazzz@lemm.ee
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          10 hours ago

          [contemplates going on a tangent about the Branch Theory of Anglican identity, decides against it]

          • scholar@lemmy.world
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            10 hours ago

            I beg you to reconsider

      • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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        21 hours ago

        Who are the angles? I didn’t vote for them.

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    24 hours ago

    This has actually happened many times in history and recently. So this image might be real.

    • fossilesque@mander.xyzOP
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      24 hours ago

      https://www.facebook.com/100064566290627/posts/2056680241038122/

      Reverse image search.

      • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        23 hours ago

        For those who don’t want to visit Facebook:

        The priest is blessing hunting rifles at the beginning of the season so that they will provide food and not harm people.

        • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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          10 hours ago

          Unless those people are heathens, of course…

          • Nicht BurningTurtle@feddit.org
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            Don’t be silly. Heathens aren’t people. \s

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          23 hours ago

          But humans can be food, and less people means more food for the rest of us, which overall doesn’t harm people…

          grabs rifle

          • WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I know you’re joking, but humans eating humans is how you get kuru disease. The only safe way to eat a person is to process them into Soylent Green first.

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

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              Kuru is just one form of prion disease that was found in one group of people. And from what I remember, it has never been found elsewhere, as it most likely developed as a sub-type of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease(another prion disease)

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              If you don’t eat the brain you’ll have a much much lower risk (your link suggests about 9x less likely), and if the person you eat wasn’t a cannibal then your risk is lower still.

              Also worth mentioning that Kuru is a specific disease for natives in Papua new guinea , and it only existed for about 100years and was going away on it’s own when the cannibalistic practice was outlawed.

              I think the health risks of cannibalism is very exaggerated.

              (this is not an endorsement of cannibalism)

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                I’m just gonna ignore your last sentence

            • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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              mfw I drink Soylent Vanilla

              😏

              • brown567@sh.itjust.works
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                I’ll do you one better

                https://soylent.com/products/soylent-drink-mint-chocolate-1

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            The Donner Party says hello between bites

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          God: “Ok, fine I guess. You guys are no fun.”

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          Thanks. :)

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      I’ve seen this image pre AI, could still be photoshopped, but not necessarily

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        It could also just be good old fashioned acting…

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    Do they deal holy damage now?

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      +10 holy damage
      +3 critical hit chance
      +2 accuracy
      -5 damage against atheists
      
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        Meaning, they still hurt?

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    Sigh. I would dearly love a proper bolt-action rifle. I’ve got a .22 (my first gun!) and a .22 magnum (left handed!), but zero excuse for a “real” caliber as I don’t hunt and my range at camp only goes out 100’.

    Love the Marlin 1895SBL from Jurassic Park but I’m not hunting dinosaurs or 2,000lb. bison. Plus, the .45-70 (AR-15 round on the far left) would probably amputate my skinny armpit.

    More on point, the first American Pope! I’ll look forward to reading more about how the College of Cardinals landed on this guy so quickly. Not sure I’ve seen a Pope chosen that fast!

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      look into a .270. not a small caliber when you’re used to a 22 but not massive in the whole scheme of things. they’re quite fun at that range you were describing too, and they give you the opportunity to go a lot longer if you ever need/want it.

      a .270 was my first hunting rifle, if a scrawny 11 year old could use it I have faith in you :)

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      I haven’t shot a 45-70 but I have a 35rem and have shot a breech load 450 bushmaster. It’ll put a little sting on you but it’s not that bad. Just make sure to keep the butt of the stick firm against your shoulder. I wouldn’t want more than 5 or 6 rounds at a time on the 450 though.

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    We have an American Pope. But it not being Micheal Ian Black is a wound my younger self may never recover from.

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    Are there any other tables he blessed besides just bolt actions? Disappointing.

    /s

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