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minus-squareA_norny_mousse@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoOK, now I need to know. … tl;dr: a combination of “optimal seed dispersal” and breeding. Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god’s existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth?
minus-squareZoopZeZoop@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoSure. My mouth, too, but that’s it. Just the two of us and no one else.
minus-squareWytch@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoRay Comfort and Kirk Cameron. High caliber idiots.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoBananas are optimally shaped to be inserted into other orifices in our bodies … God is either super intelligent or just has a bad sense of humour.
minus-squareturtlesareneat@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-216 days agoWhy do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agolol … God designing bananas and the corresponding openings of the human body
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agosorry for the reminder that POS exists
minus-squareContentedness@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoI just assumed it was like how ships have bulk heads to isolate damage.
minus-squarezombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoI need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoA good Christian would swallow it whole
minus-squareMajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoThose crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.
minus-squareBosht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·16 days agoMan that phrasing really got me, lmao. Thanks for the chuckle.
minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoThat’s the wrong end if you want to see god.
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoAnd the Lord Our God saith “That’s What She said” Amen!
minus-squareThatGuy46475@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoWell if bananas are so well designed why do they have a 1 in 6 chance to go extinct
minus-squareAwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoSo we can evolve the mult-nanas
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OK, now I need to know.
… tl;dr: a combination of “optimal seed dispersal” and breeding.
Remember the guy who claimed bananas are a sign of god’s existence because they are optimally shaped for inserting in your mouth?
Well… not just your mouth
Sure. My mouth, too, but that’s it. Just the two of us and no one else.
Ray Comfort and Kirk Cameron. High caliber idiots.
Bananas are optimally shaped to be inserted into other orifices in our bodies … God is either super intelligent or just has a bad sense of humour.
Why do guys have a pleasure spot about halfway dick length up their assholes? Sadly, God left that out of the instruction manual and yet I feel like the best features don’t need documentation to be understood.
lol … God designing bananas and the corresponding openings of the human body
sorry for the reminder that POS exists
I just assumed it was like how ships have bulk heads to isolate damage.
I need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god
A good Christian would swallow it whole
Those crackers might be the body of Christ but the banana is the holy dong of Christ.
Man that phrasing really got me, lmao. Thanks for the chuckle.
That’s the wrong end if you want to see god.
And the Lord Our God saith “That’s What She said” Amen!
Well if bananas are so well designed why do they have a 1 in 6 chance to go extinct
So we can evolve the mult-nanas