How much cum?
Where does that all go?!?
I need a visual
Of what, a metric shit-ton?
🤣
A metric half shit-ton.
someone, at some point, took the biggest dump in history. and didn’t even know it
They suspected. They couldn’t confirm it.
``Doesn’t seem fair if you count diarrhea. All that water weight.
If so, it’s probably someone with cholera
It was Bono’s dad
My $ is that it’s been someone in the last 30 years who is a big eater with an opiate habit.
I am currently in process. Haven’t stopped pooping for 17 years.
You should see a doctor for that
The doctors made me this way I’m not sure what they’re gonna do to help
That’s probably why the YMCA won’t let you in.
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Double that for me.
You load 3.5 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in shit
St. Peter, don’t you call me 'cause I can’t go
My toilet over-flows on the company floor
Pffffft…
Those are rookie numbers
I can do that in a year when my IBS is flaring up
Fisting with IBS, hey?
I thought cooking bacon naked was playing dangerous games.
That escalated fist.
Oh, I’m the fister rather than the fistee
I’ve given it a shot (I’m no hypocrite) but it didn’t really excite me
I’ve never fisted or been fisted but the size of some of my Bad Dragon dildos prolly counts
They’re surprisingly different experiences
Especially because I can change the shape of my hand once it’s in
That’s fair! Dynamic shape is cool, but so are knots and flares!
This is how I cook dangerously…
Click at your own risk!
Yep. Opened that and immediately exited it.
Oh, that’s pretty tame compared to lots of my work
Brave of you to click though!
Yo wtf. You warned me but I could not have anticipated that.
It’s definitely a bit unconventional
On any other day it would have been the most disturbing thing I’ve seen all day.
Oh, I have much more extreme content than that…
A real man would only use the power of their cock.
I’ll work on it
Rookie numbers
OP is full of shit.
How many miles of feces? Are we talking to the scale of as long as the Panama canal, the length of New York, around the equator, or to the moon (and back)?
The average density of human feces is approximately 1.06 grams per milliliter
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_fecesNormal stool (Type 4) typically has a diameter of about 1 to 2 cm http://d2xk4h2me8pjt2.cloudfront.net/webjc/attachments/73/57bbee4-bristol-stool-chart.pdf
Radius = 0.75 cm
Density = 1.06 g/cm³
Mass = 3,500,000 g
Volume = 3,500,000 / 1.06 = ~3,301,887 cm³
Cross-sectional area = π × 0.75² = ~1.767 cm²
Length = 3,301,887 / 1.767 = ~1,868,000 cm = 18,680 m = 18.7 km
So 18.7km or 11.6 miles
Type 4 Bristol scale or are we talking some other stool types
It’s log scale.
That would depend on the tightness of the anus
Are we talking about someone who squeezes out pencils, or a log-dropper?
Irrelevant. We roll them into ISO standard poo diameter after excretion
Mom look im finally above average
Those are rookie numbers!
My uncle knocks that out every leap year. 3,5 tons ain’t shit.
