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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago

Get that Musky Grindset going

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Get that Musky Grindset going

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month ago
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  • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe
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    I wonder if he wants to show his penis to someone else. I mean 250k is 250k.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      250k isn’t enough to pay for the therapy you’d need after seeing it.

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        Yeah, I just read something about that. The word “mangled” was specifically used.

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          Multiple women have confirmed its infact broken, not sure if he uses a pump or what now. No wonder he wants to see the world burn.

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            It is like chewed gum.

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      Proof that billionaires aren’t actually all that good with money. One could easily show their penis to someone for $250 if the ads in the newspaper are to be believed, or for $50 if you’re charming over dinner.

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        Who even thinks billionaires are good with money? I never met anyone managing money better than those who live on handouts. I don’t care too much about money because I’m lucky enough to have enough

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          Billionaires also like to pretend they work hard, and actually do anything for themselves.

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        Yeah but those newspaper people are consenting adults. That’s not how billionaires roll.

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        $50? If you take her to KFC and she’s so impressed, I guess she’s more likely to be OK with a mangled ol’ dong.

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      I’d look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!

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        I mean, why not? I’ve seen plenty of dicks in porn and it hasn’t hurt me…might as well get paid for it!

        • Snowclone@lemmy.world
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          I’m also bisexual.

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            Cheater!

      • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world
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        I feel like you’d get like rate limited or something at some point. No more than maybe 4 dicks/hr

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          A million dollars an hour? Sign me up for one year please

      • Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca
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        Ah, the American healthcare system!

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      For 250k, he could do a nude go-go dance on a table and require that I maintain eye contact with his junk for 5 minutes. 250k would be life changing enough to put up with that.

  • Hazel『They/Them』@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Man 250k is a lot, it would be life changing for me and lots of other people. But musk bribing you with 250k feels like a insult, he’s basically giving you a Penny to stay quiet.

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    Wait, you guys are getting paid?

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      Yall getting PAID to look at dicks?

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        Some lady got a horse.

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    “The quarter-million dollar penis”.

    That’s like 100k an inch!

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      Mpre like 200k an inch

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        More like 1M an inch

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    Any time a billionaire tries to bribe you … just take the money, agree to everything and do the exact opposite of what they asked, or just do whatever you want.

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      Take the money… do whatever you want…

      Assuming the money is likely to be more than legal bills, fuck yea. I have also never been bribed by a billonaire so the fuck do I know?

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      My man!

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    What happened?

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      That was a flight attendant.

      https://www.businessinsider.com/spacex-paid-250000-to-a-flight-attendant-who-accused-elon-musk-of-sexual-misconduct-2022-5?op=1

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      He sexually harasses his staff the days he bothers to show up to the office.

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      you missed out, but i won’t say on what.

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    “Also, choose your parents wisely. Mine were Nazis, and my father was part owner in an emerald mine. Emeralds are worth more than diamonds, you know.”

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    And offered a horse #Pony4PeePeeGate

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    bold of you to assume he’d say sorry.

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    So you can get a laugh and a paycheque at once

  • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    deleted by creator

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    I mean…if someone set up some kind of website like billionaireKOKshow.gov where people get paid vast amounts of billionaire dick money…it would be weird.

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    Hmm I dunno. Think of who you could be with evidence of that. I could be the next huak tuah girl!

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      The next what girl?

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haliey_Welch?wprov=sfla1

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    In a situation like this, can you take the money but still tell people anyway without getting in trouble yourself?

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    Musk = POS Nazi.

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