I got called gay for wearing a kilt in america. What’s funny is I had my girlfriend as well as a female friend with benifits with me at the time. I didn’t even bother responding.
I’ve heard plenty of guys say that doing any kind of ass play, even with a female is gay.
Looking at my fingernails while my fingers were on top of my palm
Isn’t there a whole meme for this. Fellas, is it gay to __?
Fuck my bf in the ass…
All of the comments here are reminding me of how life was 20 years ago and also before I was married with kids.
I genuinely don’t fucking care how feminine somebody thinks something I’m doing is if I’m comfortable or enjoying myself. I’ll drink pink drinks all day if it fucking tastes good LMLML bro.
Listening to music.
I was playing some music on my cassette player at school one day, but it wasn’t rock’n’roll according to the renowned expert that was discussing the situation with me, therefore it was “gay”.
I grew up in the 90s so just existing would cause people to call you gay.
Nostalgia is gay dude.
The 90s. Cross your legs, gay! Wear a shirt with a loop on the back, gay! Express any emotions, gay!
The 80s: clear your throat in too high of a pitch? Get followed to the bathroom and the shit kicked out of you.
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Oh no sorry that’s just gheyyy! It’s a different thing altogether
They called us metrosexual
My dad used to call me this non stop. I didn’t know what it meant and he kept saying I was effeminate because I cared about the clothes I wore. I wanted to look good for the girls.
This, to my dad, made me gay.
Are we talking gay or gay?
That word gets thrown around a lot without actually meeting homosexual. Most of the time it’s just used as a tasteless replacement for lame.
I was told I’m gay because I like knitting.
I mean, yes I’m gay, but not because of that.It would be really weird if that was cause and effect. I like to imagine how that might go down though.
Knitting is a form of computing and computing is women’s work. So yeah, super gay, just like all the other programmers. /s
We’ll programmers do enjoy their programming socks
My programming does suck sometimes, but I wouldn’t say I enjoy it.
There’s a knitting community, but it’s pretty slow. Crochet gets a little more action.
Play a female character in an arcade game. Specifically the one in Golden Axe.
Dumb. Obviously you’re trans. /s
old man ftw
Or you could be trans, apparently (3rd panel): https://reallifecomics.com/comic.php?comic=july-3-2020
Wow, that comic really fails to entertain in any way!
I’ve always played as her. She was hawt. Turns out I must be gay. Who’d have known.
I usually play as a female character in 3rd person games because I prefer to look at a woman’s butt rather than a man’s. Seems like the opposite of gay to me, but apparently not.
Yeah, for me it’s partly aesthetic preference but also I’m not inserting myself into the game. I’m controlling the character, not pretending I am the character.
Yeah I don’t get people’s need to associate the game character with oneself as roleplay. The game character is the game character and I’m just watching like I would in a film.
I don’t understand the people who get weird about the player characters in video games. Both the “Why do I have to play as a girl?” crowd and “Why can’t I play as a girl” crowd. I played as Gordon Freeman and Chell and I turned out…not in prison.
But not very talkative
Yeah it’s all Lara Croft’s fault, all those gamers are gay now because of her
One time at school I decided to randomly put a flower on my shrt from outside, then my friend started frantically saying “That’s gay bro! Take it off now” and refusing to walk with me in public if i didnt take it off
As a kid I was told if you eat scrambled eggs for dinner you are gay. It affected me longer than I care to admit.
Driving a red sedan
I can’t even follow the logic behind this one.
Come on its obvious! Sedan - see Dan. Staring at a man called Dan.
Also ‘red’ has 3 letters, just like ‘gay’.
Y’all better not be driving any green (gayer) or yellow (gayest) vehicles either!
These are all example from decades ago growing up in the 90’s.
I was called gay for not liking soccer, like it’s gay to not watch men chase a ball in shorts.
I was called gay for wearing UGG boots as a dude. Like if we even want to accept gay as an insult, I would argue the person bothered by such things as what shoes one is wearing is more fitting of an insult.
Fun fact. When I had a house mate who was gay, it was very difficult not to use gay as a word for something that wasn’t fun. Like this show is gay. He didn’t mind, but still wanted to stop.
According to my dad, considering something as ‘lovely’. Even if it’s the exhaust note of a motorcycle.
