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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Excellent anti smoking ad

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Excellent anti smoking ad

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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    Sadly it does look cool 😮‍💨

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      Absolutely! Look at this chimpanzee. Dude has heavy thoughts, and he’s ready to write them all down. He probably does slam poetry on the weekends. His girlfriend’s parents hate him because he is broadening her mind in ways they find uncomfortable.

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Who needs an infinite number of monkeys to write Shakespeare when this dude’s spittin Bukowski all on his own.

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        LOL. This has been my avatar in several games/forums for years now. I went and found the image when this was reposted to reddit a few years back. The monkey just looks cool!

      • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        This guy reminds me of the framed poster in my bedroom that I bought on eBay for $10 when I was like 15.

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        That’s the face of a philosopher.

        • octopus_ink@lemmy.ml
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          I thought that’s what I said. 😉

      • BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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        Motherfucker looks like bukowski

      • Cheems@lemmy.world
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        Dude wears a leather jacket and hangs out by the jukebox at the local burger joint with his 78 transam

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      This is the closest I’ve ever come to smoking.

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        When I was young and feeling invulnerable, the heavyweight wrestler for our university (who i worked with) told me I looked tough and cool with a cig hanging from my mouth.

        He didn’t really have the capacity for dry sarcasm. I remember thinking that was not a good thing to tell me. Especially bc I knew that I wasn’t “cool”. I was a dork.

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          he got a marlboro sponsorship

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            Last i knew, he was selling corn and soy seeds around his hometown.

            Based on my experiences, he was a good dude. I have my own opinions about big ag, but I heavily doubt he sees it like I do.

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      That chimp looks like he belongs in The Godfather.

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        Mario Puzo says that chimp is The Don.

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      deleted by creator

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    Yeah uh, that wasn’t a good anti smoking ad.

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      That duck looks so metal, fuck, I feel like a smoke right about now.

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    The frog and the chimp go so hard

    • bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net
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      They got that 15 degree fag

      The rest are perpendicular or 45 degrees, peasant angles if you ask me.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        What!? 45 degrees is three times the angle 15 degrees will ever be!

    • Professorozone@lemmy.world
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      Exactly.

  • Björn Tantau@swg-empire.de
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    On the ape it looks cool, though.

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      Removed by mod

      • iltoroargento@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Geese will fuck you up like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas, though.

        “[Silly], how?”

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    Probably the coolest looking group of non ninja/mutant/teenage animals I’ve ever seen.

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      Hopefully they are at least teenagers. Childhood is too early for cigarettes these days

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    Just look at these losers.

    • flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Fuck I want a cigarette now.

    • johannesvanderwhales@lemmy.world
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      Well most of them are also dead now, which may or may not be related.

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      God damn. Being cool is bad for your lungs.

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    Guys will see this and just think “hell yeah”

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    Well, the chimp, the duck and the frog all looked pretty cool.

    • neomachino@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      The chicken looks pretty cool too, like he’ll steal your wallet and your girl in between puffs before you even finish coughing.

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        Rabbit and deer look nervous. I think they were pressured by the other animals to smoke with them.

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      Frog has swag

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    Monkeys smoking cigarettes became cool about 4 weeks after this poster went up

    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      That’s an ape. Not monkey.

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        I wasn’t talking about that ape. I said monkeys.

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          And I said you fly boys crack me up.

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        Apes are monkeys, fuck paraphyletic groups.

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    It’s not great. I’ve way the photos are lit and the angles does make it look cool.

    That chicken looks like it’s in a gangster movie.

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    That frog looks badass

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      The frog and the chimp are iconic

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      Frogs don’t smoke, that’s a toad.😁

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    I dunno man, if that Duck called me a fucking loser I wouldn’t argue

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      I’m hearing a Gilbert Gottfried voice

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        I’m having a hard time imagining that voice saying “I dunno man”, the rest of the sentence yeah I can hear it

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    Shiiit now I’ve got to take up smoking again. Just when I’ve been clean for 25 years.

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      I know. I haven’t smoked in 18 yrs but those animals have me thinking again.

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    Maybe I’m just too immersed in the culture of my youth, but the only ones that don’t look ‘good’ are the horse and the deer. The horse could be fixed by styling the mane, and the deer might be better with a more vertical angle.

    Fuck smoking and smokers, but yeah it looks ‘cool’ to me.

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      Chicken duck frog pig and monkey look cool, the other ones look like they are smoking their first cig at a HS party to look cool but don’t

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        I dunno, dog looks like middle aged guy on smoke break just trying to make it through. Maybe not cool, but also not uncool.

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      gotta agree

      nicotine is more addictive than cocaine, I’d never touch the stuff

      but gun to my head? I’d take a cig over a vape any day. looks soo much better

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