Edit: WE DON’T TALK ABOUT NUMBER 11.
Isn’t it obvious?
Drawing porn of animated characters looks close to the real drawing.
Also, all those are from sitcoms that teenagers watch, like no duhhh
Honest question since i’m not a guy: When you guys are masturbating to Lisa Simpson do you think.you are fucking her in 3D or 2D? Are you a simpson character or is she a yellow little girl? Just trying to.understand your minds
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious anyway
Okay, I can’t speak for this extremely fucked up example, but in general it’s very simple:
- see shape which sufficiently resembles (partially) naked woman, maybe in suggestive pose
- neuron activation
- you are now horny
There is no need to imagine any fucking, seeing the image is enough to get you into the mood, looking at it long enough (or at different images for long enough) will get you most of the way there, and the hand can take care of the rest
hm I see. That’s not how it works for women (usually)
Er, that’s not the most worrying thing about someone jerking to Lisa Simpson.
What you need to worry about is the fact she’s 8 years old.
She is 38, in the episode Bart to the Future.
Episodes where Lisa is 38 = 1
Episodes where Lisa is a child = 767
I think it is more than 1… https://www.imdb.com/list/ls056380696/
now what would MY Simpsons porn parody be? https://youtu.be/QGJ_gy42yVM
2D but feeling 3D
Regardless, this is very fucked up, but I’m curious
It’s normal.(We are degenerate 😣)
Haha what kind of degenerate do you have to be to find any of these characters hot enou-
Amy Wong
We shouldn’t judge others so harshly…
Wow, an anime character couldn’t even crack the top 10.
Where this list came from? Nit anime or video game character make me think is some r34 page specialized on western animation
its mostly anime chars on FP right now. Glad I saw that Link x Rogue the Bat, it almost made up for the vomitting after reading who #11 was
Too niche
Nah they just have their own websites
The fraction of teenage/underage girls on that list is too damn high (hell, Louise is 9)
Controversial opinion: If killing npcs in video games is fine and shouldn’t land you in prison for murder, because they are fictional and not real people, then porn of “underage” fictional characters is also fine and shouldn’t be illegal.
Finding something disgusting is not a proper reason to make something illegal. The only relevant aspect is whether it causes harm to others or not.
- Csam harms children -> should be illegal and punished
- fictional drawings don’t harm anyone bevause no actual people involved -> should be legal
I’m not talking about legal judgement (I practically never do) and I’m not even talking bout legit PDF files.
It’s just disgusting that rule 34 of literal children scores this high.
You can say “pedophiles”.
Can we start calling them Adobe Lovers?
But saying PDF files is funny
Don’t discrace the good name of my friend, Portable Document Format
Adobe did that a long time ago.
Legality and morality don’t necessarily align. I would find it very immoral, but as far as I know, not illegal, to get off to drawings of children. Additionally, what’s the difference between a photo of a child and a realistic drawing of a “fictional character” that looks like said child? I think getting off to children is wrong, regardless of criminality. If that’s something someone desires, they should seek help, not indulge in fantasy.
to get off to drawings of children
They are not drawings of children, they are drawings of fictional characters that look like children. That is an important distinction here I think. Obviously getting off to a drawing of a real child is wrong.
what’s the difference between a photo of a child and a realistic drawing of a “fictional character” that looks like said child?
That’s my whole point, it makes all the difference. One is an actual human person that feels emotions and is harmed by the creation and spread of csam, while the other literally doesn’t exist.
That’s why I think it is not actually immoral. (I believe morality and legality should align anyways) Then again that’s why we watch fictional shows in the first place
I think your disgust might come from anthropomorphising the fictional character and feeling empathy towards it?
(Of course you are entitled to your feelings)I have always felt the “actually she’s 1000 years old and just looks like a child” argument is both ridiculous and disingenuous. They’re interested because she looks like a child, not because of her character supposed age. Again, but rephrased, what’s the difference if someone makes a character that looks like a real child but is fictional and much older in their characterization? At what point is it morally acceptable? Do you need to use an ambiguous art style? Do you need to include inhuman character traits? I simply cannot take the argument seriously, because clearly the character looking like a child is important. What difference does the story you tell yourself about their age make? Why not just pretend real CSAM is just young looking aliens that are a million years old? If it looks like a child, I believe it’s unequivocally immoral, and there is no line you can draw that would convince me that a childlike drawing that falls on the “OK” side of the line isn’t immoral.
I have always felt the “actually she’s 1000 years old and just looks like a child” argument is both ridiculous and disingenuous
I haven’t made that argument
It’s the same argument, that the character only looks like a child, but isn’t. I chose a hyperbolic example for emphasis, but it’s the same argument. It looks like a child. That’s the point.
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I’m normally an anti-slippery slope person but there’s a definite escalatory nature to how paedophiles operate, it’s easy to see how images of fictional children can evolve into images of actual children.
How is this argument different than the “video games cause violence” argument?
The “video games cause violence” argument is wrong, because the vast majority of gamers don’t try to use games as a substitute action for violent behaviour.
But there are of cause at least some mass murderers and school shooters, that have played violent games in order to fulfill their violent phantasies, couldn’t do so in a long term and murdered real people instead.
Same goes with pedophiles. They want to fuck a child, use fictional characters to fulfill the phanstasy, get used to it and then escalate to pictures of real children and eventually real children.
Because as I said, people with an interest in CSAM tend to escalate in their behaviour. Most don’t jump straight into child pornography but start with less serious things like jailbait and non-sexualised images of children etc. It doesn’t take a huge leap to see the same pathway with images of fictional children.
I’m not suggesting that everyone into this material will go on to abuse children or start to consume actual CSAM but there’s a non-zero amount of actual paedophiles who started their journey with this exact material.
It’s that the same with violence, people that want to commit acts of violence may start by acting out violence in video games?
Out of 11 we have:
Maggie Simpson Lisa Simpson Louise Belcher
And maybe Hayley Smith and Meg Griffin? Or are they 18?
Anyways, that’s a really high proportion, like a thirdish.
Maggie Simpson
You almost gave me a heart attack. It’s Marge. (that said, I trust internet perverts enough to go for adult Maggie)
Edit: oh… it’s the blurred out one
Hayley is like 19/20. Meg is in high school
Meg is 18yo btw
There’s this joke once where Quagmire asks Meg if she’s 18 yet. She says nope and he walks away.
lmao, there is an entire episode about meg 18th birthday and quagmire hunting her to bang her.
Yeah, I stopped watching Family Guy like 15 years ago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
There’s an episode in season 10 where Meg turns 18, and Quagmire ends up taking her to his remote sex cabin. Peter and Lois end up breaking in and threatening Quagmire to stay away from her.
Learning about family guy lore wasn’t on my bingo card today.
So… when do the rule 34s canonically take place? /j
No, because Chris is the older brother and still goes to high school.
how are you sure about that
Hayley is in college. Afaik Meg is underage though.
Hayley would get it tho.
Millenial Hippie chick with daddy issues? Sign me up.
Shitty taste in men too
I agree but the availability of csam on the internet (real or simulated) reduces the instances of real-world abuse so… take that as you will I guess :/
Does it? I used to see this argument a lot on Reddit back in the early days when there were a lot more pedos on there and I don’t really buy it. Are there any actual studies on this? I feel like there have got to be better ways at managing it than that at least from a clinical standpoint
I’m not arguing against rule 34ing these characters.
But I refuse to believe that the fraction of actual pedophiles on rule34 is that high such that three of the top 11 haven’t even hit puberty yet.
I think that lots of these numbers comes from some sort of taboo breaking.
Also there is probably some level of inflation from the characters being present even if they aren’t necessarily part of the act. IE a porn comic where Bart and Lisa are complaining about thumping, cut to Marge and Homer fucking.
I rather like my hentai and have seen this type of thing frequently enough to say it’s semi common. Though I am not into Simpsons personally, a bit too abstract and too far away from human coloration to enjoy.
|>11 Maggie Simpson
This has to be bots, please. Someone has to be just fucking around. This can’t be real.
Elon Musk is #26 and Tracer is #27. So there are definitely some edgelords fucking around and messing with the stats.
Anya Forger is usually in the single digits in the anime boorus and she’s five. :/
Yeah I went ahead and blurred that out of the image
Isn’t there an episode where Maggie is grown up? Or am I thinking of Lisa?
I choose to believe it’s the adult version
I doubt you don’t know that not only this is very real, but it’s not even close to the worse rule34 and similar have to offer.
No I don’t know and I didn’t want to know. I purposely avoid this shit.
There’s a lot of funny shit out there. Like “personality_excretion”. It’s such a wild concept that I don’t know whether to laugh or cry, but you gotta acknowledge the creativity
Probably long form comics that have Maggie in the intro panel doing nothing. Or so I’m choosing to believe.
What else do these all have in common?
They all have art styles that are purposefully designed to be really cheap and easy to make. The same choices that helped these studios crank out hours upon hours of formulaic content also helps the rule 34 artists.
Yup. Flat colors, thick ink lines, and very little detail. The goal is for animators to be able to reproduce the art quickly and reliably, to be able to churn out dozens of seasons.
I’m happy to say I’ve never fapped to any of those, too cringe
You’re never too old to try
Actually I consider those the hentai for old people.
Same.
I mean has nothing to do with the fact that I’m a gay man.
Ned Flanders: ominous music
Stupid sexy Flanders!
He’s not big or hairy enough for me. Gimme someone like Stoick the Vast. Or, honestly? Captain Gantu… mmmm… Captain Gantu…
princess bean is also like 16 i think like a 4th is ilegal
Well no she doesn’t exist, she doesn’t have an age and so it’s not illegal. These are fictional characters
“I swear this 6-year-old looking character is really 21, officer”
It’s a 200+ year old vampire I swear!!!
Lisa Simpson??? Please no tell me this is joke
BART GET OUT, I’M PISS
Do you porn? Hard to miss this. It’s really popular. I don’t get it, but often see thumbs of her portrayed as an older teen.
Its probably because anyone into anime is using a booru, like a normal person.
Is booru a site or an app
Its an image board style, like a Chan (4chan, 8chan etc).
Safebooru, danbooru and gelbooru are some of the booru’s I know.
explain in normielang
I’ll let this explain itself.
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Ah, you might need to use ErdoBooru
It’s an image dump, full of anime pics/porn/etc.
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Maggie on 11? You god damn sick fucks!!!
Oh my god. For some reason I read that as ‘Marge’ a second time. I distinctly remember thinking “Huh, that’s weird.”
Now idk if speed reading fucked me over or my brain just went “NOPE” and redacted that. And now I have in the fuckin’ image.
my brain just went “NOPE” and redacted that
good brain :)
Yeah, that’s one of the few times I’d be okay with reality being re-written in my head
It… It’s gotta be Adult Maggie from when they showed the kids all grown up, right? …right?
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Would have to be, Lisa is incredibly high also and I find it hard to believe that the majority of horny humans would choose a 9(?) Yr old. But she’s been depicted as an adult a bunch of times
the majority of horny humans would choose a 9(?) Yr old.
Selection bias, it’s a large number of people who are actively seeking out R34 content, we also don’t know if it’s an actual majority because we don’t have a total number, just these top figures.
Perhaps majority is the wrong word, rather she is the most popular with horny humans. Im not referring to humans in general but pointing out that I’m saying Lisa is no. 2 on a ranked list. People are freaking out over Maggie when Lisa is also right there and far higher.
So I suspect they’re both on the list for the same reason, and Lisa is higher because her adult version is used way more often and is more familiar.
EDIT: Jesus Christ, the list has Louise Belcher. She’s 5
🤭
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Something about all these characters that I can’t get behind, art style? personalities? I’m really not sure they all seem unappealing
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