is he the father?
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Congratulations, it’s a goth!
“Pfft, conformists.”
Depeche Modeing intensifies
Ah yes, the three genders: Boy, Girl, and Black.
It’s the “B” in LTBQ. Latinos, Twinks, Blacks and Queens.
Stillborn?
I’m sad that someone downvoted this.
Not a pope.
The dude on the left knows what’s going on and is mentally preparing for the arrival of our new Lord Satan
It‘s hilarious how there is no comment about the obvious joke in the picture. The joke is that the black guy on the left is the father and the mom cheated on her husband (in case anyone didn‘t notice)
everyone got that
I thought so too, but my general experience with people taught me otherwise
I didn’t. I thought it was a pope joke.
i thought it was a poop joke
Someone over 13 should understand hyperbole.
Sorry, but I didn’t learn that because I am too busy at the business factory.
No the joke is that some unholy power is the father and reality is beginning to break down.
It’s a pretty funny vid actually.
What would the other joke be??
The Conclave has failed to select a gender
A different one
What is this from? Lol
Soviet cartoon Three on an island
All I can find from a quick search is that it’s Russian. The guy that’s changed smiles and starts dancing after he becomes black as if he’s been turned into some kind of whimsical creature, too. Pretty gross.
What mormon god does to a mf when they drink a caffeinated beverage during their pre earthly existence
i curse you to live without beans! nyeh!
How far away do you have to be for that thing to work? First thing I’d do is take a trip to DC…
Goddammit when I try to save this it only saves the first frame. What kinda bullshit witchery
Edit: Had to open the lemmy comment’s link in tor (because for some reason vanadium did it too) but I got it!
Had to come back since I had already scrolled past when I understood the description and connected it with the dude with the wide opened eyes
What a good laugh it was
I wonder what happened:
- staged / fake to imply option 2?
- actually expecting a child from the guy on the left, and proudly announcing it to her husband (mid) with this gesture?
- option 2, but only the husband (mid) knew, and he is announcing it to both
- option 2, everybody knows, but the parents didn’t know that the husband knows, which he is announcing herewith (only option that explains ALL facial expressions)
- wanted pink smoke, but device malfunctioned / wrong device?
- both: the child is from the guy on the left, but it was supposed to be a secret to the grave, foiled by the chatterbox smoke device?
I honestly don’t know.
but it was supposed to be a secret to the grave
That would have been pretty hard
Gender:
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Wait, does black smoke mean there’s a new pope, or does it mean that they didn’t find a new pope yet?
White smoke, pope, black smoke, no pope yet.
it means her husband is getting a new brother!
The Dark Lord shall return as the prophecy foretold!
All genders?
These really should be called sex reveals.
I don’t think that most people need it to be revealed that the woman had sex if she is currently pregnant, unless they are Catholic or something.
🤦♂️ Biological sex.
I mean, I presumed that no robots were involved, but then again I haven’t used a modern AI chatbot recently so maybe the field has advanced a lot?
Even then, they don’t do a DNA test, usually. So, assumed/assigned gender at birth reveals.
Wouldn’t all genders be brown or white?
Gender reveals make about as much sense as a sexuality reveal. They’re creepy, gross, harmful, and often just outright incorrect.
You’d be better off doing a “this is a picture of my fetus’s current genitalia with an ultrasound”. At least that would be demonstrably correct since it’s a current picture.
Like… Even assuming gender magically works the way these people think it works, who gives a fuck, and why are you so fucking annoying about it? Plus, I wouldn’t want random people to see my genit- Oh wait a second…
Oh god … Oh no…
In many parts of the world, sex and gender are used interchangeably. It doesn’t hurt anything.
NGL, lady be stacked.
Carry on…
