Like Joe for coffee.
I dunno, man. I’ve heard it being referred to as “aqua-cola”. I’ve also heard it’s incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It’s practically impossible to resist.
Should’ve never been started on that shit. I dunno why it’s so normalised in society…
The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.
100% of water addicts have died
The moist maker
“Kraneberger” - “Château Tap” in German.
kenne noch Hahnenquelle
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
“Stay away from da aqua!”
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
That is also true
Never drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Killed by your own saliva
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
Sky Juice in Malaysia
It’s a lot like making love in a canoe.
… Fucking close to water
When I first started visiting Canada years back, I would buy cases of Coors Light and attend gatherings. Three beers in would be absolutely fucked. And I mean fucked…
Fuckin burn lol
This is it. I don’t need to read any more of the thread.
Yeah they won.
Like having sex in a canoe
No, that is burnt water
No it’s burnt piss.
Over here we call it Council Juice
I love that one. I’m right in thinking it’s specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn’t use it for Evian or whatever).
Council pop.
A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
I prefer my ice medium rare.
You’ve never tried ice til you’ve had it poached
Water is the nickname. We forgot its real name
Dihydrogen monoxide
I prefer oxidane
Just like bears
I fucking love the etymology of animal and food words. My favorite is deer, which is related to the German Tier, and originally meant “animal,” because I imagine early Germanic speakers looking at a deer and thinking “this is it, the quintessential animal.” I get it, honestly.
Not really early Germanic though, because every other Germanic language kept the meaning of “animal”. It’s only modern English (since the 1500s) that narrowed it all the way to one specific species (or family of Cervidae).
My guess would be that the language gained the word “animal” from French and “deer” was pushed from its niche and forced to specialize?
Go on…?
The modern English word “bear” originally came from a proto-Germanic word meaning one of “brown one” or possibly “wild animal”. There was an actual name for bears, but speaking it was taboo in case it caused a bear to appear, so the euphemism eventually replaced the real name.
When I learned this originally, I was taught that the true name was lost to time, but Wikipedia just says it was “arkto” so whatever.
Shhhh! Do you want bears? That’s how you get bears. The name was lost, never type it again.
I mean, *wódr̥ sounds a lot like water doesn’t it
Give me a cup of wet
wet
More like here they cum lol /s
What a moist choice.
It’s a play on the double meaning of moist
Moist = damp
And
Moist = cool
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In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose’s wine.
I only know that term when referring to a lake or similar. Something like: It’s a hot day, let’s jump into the (kühle nass).
It’s “Château Lapompe” in french to mimic wine brand ;)
